/prog/ - If your for real u should write your progs

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 19:47

for the iphone and make real cash instead of playin w/ shitty shcool languages like lisp&sicp that dont work on it. U wouldnt believe how much $ theres 2 make in this, like .

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 19:48

Shit was SO cash

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 22:23

Sup, John.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 4:33

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 6:34

■ ^Trace your girlfriend’s p^{e^rⁱod}s
■ ^Trace your girlfriends p^{e^rⁱod}s
■ ^Set a master password for the whole program
■ ^Set ^_personal passwords for every girl
■ ^Make calls by simply tapping on her name

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 8:16

>>1
"The SDK requires an Intel Mac running Mac OS X Leopard. Other operating systems, including older version of Mac OS X and Microsoft Windows are not supported."

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 8:29

>>6
If your 4 real u use osx

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 8:42

>>7
i'm using a platform which runs my apps(windows).
No dual-boot,no Emulation, No Virtualization.
Plain Windows. Can't be any more "real" then this.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 9:07

what up fellow-hipsters. so i was on the bus today listening to my IPOD and then this guy with a zune was all like "ahaha ipod fag", and i was like "no wayyy, im super cool and have over 300 friends on facebook". and he was like " wayyyy fagg" and punched me right in the face.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 9:09

>>9
Ha ha fag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 9:18

>>9
I emitted nerd chortles at your hipster misfortune.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 13:24

>>9
Hi ZUNE owner.
I do not think you punched me in the face.

But it is true I have 300+ friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 13:37

>>12
what

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 16:23

>>1
Too many thing wrong with your post

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 22:24

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whats wrong too VIP for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 23:45

>>15
☯ Please don't make troll posts!☯

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 13:00

I'm doing something in the vein of iFart since it brought the guy like $10000/month but with vomit. The problem is I can't decide how to call it - iVomit (too formal), iThrowUp (complicated), or iPuke (people scrolling fast in the list of new apps may not immediately understand what the app does). Advice?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 13:05

>>17
kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 15:43

>>17
iBarf

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 15:45

>>17
iPecac

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 16:01

>>17
it brought the guy like $10000/month
Wasn't that just dirty lie by Apple to attract more developers?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 16:53

iPhone programming is the sole province of ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMERS who invest code in a product for the explicit purpose of making money.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 17:38

>>22
and retards who make flashlight apps

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 18:16

ITT jealous and poor people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 18:23

>>23
flashlight apps are the firefox plugins of the 21^st century.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:56

How do I run code on my SureFire flashlight?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 20:06

>>26
Use BOOLEAN EXPRESSIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 20:26

>>26
Flick it on and off really fast to make binary

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:27

The It may surprise!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 12:51

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