If your for real u should write your progs

for the iphone and make real cash instead of playin w/ shitty shcool languages like lisp&sicp that dont work on it. U wouldnt believe how much $ theres 2 make in this, like .

I'm doing something in the vein of iFart since it brought the guy like $10000/month but with vomit. The problem is I can't decide how to call it - iVomit (too formal), iThrowUp (complicated), or iPuke (people scrolling fast in the list of new apps may not immediately understand what the app does). Advice?