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Ignore necroposting [Greasemonkey]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:32

Easy install: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40523

Code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name          /prog/ : Ignore necroposting
// @version       1.0
// @namespace     http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1/
// @description   Do not display threads older than 2008 on /prog/'s main page.
// @include       http://dis.4chan.org/prog/
// ==/UserScript==

var threads, thread;
threads = document.evaluate("//div[@class='border']", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < threads.snapshotLength; i++) {
  thread = threads.snapshotItem(i);
  if (-1 != thread.childNodes[3].childNodes[3].childNodes[1].childNodes[1].textContent.search(/200[4-7]-[0-9][0-9]-[0-9][0-9] [0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]/g)) {
      thread.style.display = "none";
  }
}
// Doing it cleanly? Are you crazy? It'd take me, like, minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:35

>>1
EXPERT JAVASCRIPT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:37

>>2
If I did it cleanly IWHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:40

>>3
whats unclean about this?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 10:41

What are you going to do when its all <2008 posts?
Cry and goto sleep?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:42

>>4
childNodes[3].childNodes[3].childNodes[1].childNodes[1]

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 10:44

>>6
Valid DOM traversal.the Script still just a useless hack.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:47

>>7
FrozenBaaawwww!

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 10:50

>>8
The "Bawww" is the sound of butthurt proggers wishing they could stop the script. I don't even run it for them, the purpose of that was to show the moderators what real "threadshitting" was(they have banned me for simple posting).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 10:55

>>8
Install this one too: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 11:05

>>9
FrozenBaaawwww!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 11:16

>>9
Your virginity is showing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 11:45

>>9
That wasn't threadshitting, that was just regular spam as defined by Wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 13:06

>>9
Real threadshitting is every post you've ever made, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 13:10

>>11
>>12
>>13
>>14
Please ignore troll posts!

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 13:46

>>15
Please make that into a standalone extension, I gave it a try yesterday, but got derailed thinking regular CSS could do it, but that wasn't the case.

I'm thinking of writing a patch for Firefox instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 14:40

>>15
But his virginity is showing. He has the right to know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 15:01

>>16
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?znahmdbcmgd
Made with http://arantius.com/misc/greasemonkey/script-compiler by copy-pasting both scripts one after the other. Works for me. Would be more convenient using GM of course.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 15:21

>>18
Thanks brah, I'll give you this secret ASCII art as thanks:

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 15:54

>>19
I'm not your brah, booddy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 16:52

>>19
I appreciate the gesture, although I'd would have preferred you kept it secret and assured me it was awesome, as it lost a little value from becoming kopipeable

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:50

hello im patrick the gingor join my community of haxxors if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of /YHBT/ ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:52

hello im patrick the gingor join my community of haxxors if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of /YHBT/ ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 19:06

>>23
That spoiler was kind of disappointing. I was expecting it to say CROMA.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 19:07

>>24
That's because CROMA.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 19:20

>>21
Don't worry, I'm sure I posted it before.  There was a /prog/ challenge or something I think, probably in mid-2007.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 19:33

hello im FrozenVirgin the trollor join my community of trollers if you payme enough i will give you access to my private area of loneliness :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 5:26

☃ Please try to ignore old posts! ☃

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 5:37

☃ Please try to ignore snowmen! ☃

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 5:37

>>28
Bah, FrozenVoid is enough, I disabled the necroposting part of the script.  These old posts are actually pretty good (2006 and on).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 6:08

☃ Please try to ignore your breathing! ☃

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 7:10

A fag is all the difference between helping your uncle Hax off an horse-anus and helping your uncle, Hax, off a horse-anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 16:23

✡ Please try to ignore JEWS! ✡

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 21:27

✡ Please try to ignore your jews. ✡

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 12:22

>>33,34
This is not /vip/

Name: Flea Turd Operator 2009-01-17 12:53

>>36
Are you sure?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 13:24

>>37
Just look at the title and compare it to your board title.

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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 13:47

>>38
Fuck off, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 13:51

>>38
FrozenBaaawwww!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 13:58

>>39,40
You two must be FrozenVoid in disguise, because no one can be that stupid. He's a troll with no life, insulting and taunting him will only amuse him. Please ignore troll posts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 14:03

>>38
Time to turn my greasemonkey script back on

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 14:10

>>39
>>40
>>41
>>42
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 16:04

>>38-43
Same person, and we have been trolled at an up-arrow rate.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 16:08

>>44
up-arrow rate


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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 16:24

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&as_qdr=all&q=%22up-arrow+rate%22&btnG=Search
(for the record there is no such thing as up-arrow rate as it wasinvented by >>44 )

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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 16:34

>>46
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 17:28

Knuth's up-arrow notation, fool.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 17:40

>>48
YHBT

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 17:40

>>48
Thats would be super-exponential rate.
Not Knuth up-arrow rate.
>>44 is like calling multiplicated numbers "starred numbers" because of stars used a multiplier operator,5*5 

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 18:53

>>46
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 18:53

>>46,50
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:53


The sake of having   students understand how   to analyze algorythms.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:29

I bumped the expiration date by a year for your one-click installing pleasure. Same URL as in OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 18:06

>>50
FrozenBawwwwwww!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 18:07

Ignore necroposting [Greasemonkey]
Oh the irony

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 6:34

>>56
Some people need to see this thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 8:50

SEE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 9:18

I never understood the problem with necromancy. A good resurrected thread is better than a frontpageful of shitty new ones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 10:33

>>59
Necromancy bot

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 11:40

>>59
The point is that the autistic fuckface is resurrecting dumb shit threads

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 11:54

>>61
Hello meta-autist

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 14:08

This replacing-scientists-with-autists business has gone too far.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-26 11:18

boxxied

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 23:07

does this script work?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 0:28

no

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 5:56

If the script works, those who have installed it won't see your post and won't be able to reply.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 6:58

I once tried to make a script that lets you toggle the visibility of posts by clicking on 'Name:', and remembers it. Sadly, I'm at most a Hobbyist level Javascripter so I couldn't make the script interact with the functions it created, stupid Greasemonkey.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-06 10:27

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
I have updated this script to ignore threads from 2009 such as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 10:46

Bampu

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 11:23

>>69
even a monkey could've edited the source

Name: FrozenVoid 2010-06-26 11:29

>>50
That was a poetic metaphor.


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Orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 21:38

>>71
Yet you didn't, since you saw this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 6:43

>>73
Oh, snap!
>>73-san just called >>71 a monkey!

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