/prog/ - Did God create Computer Science?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 20:33

IF THIS WERE A TROLL POST
YOU WOULD BE TROLLED BY NOW
FORTUNANTLY IT'S NOT
/prog/ IS A DANGEROUS PLACE
HOW'S YOUR SECURITY?
CALL HIRO PROTAGONIST SECURITY
ASSOCIATES
FOR A FREE INITIAL CONSULTATION

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 20:33

http://hirosecurity.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 20:34

http://katana-hacker.livejournal.com/

Name: Hiro Protagonist 2009-01-13 20:37

Subsequent consultations, of course, are on a fee-for-service basis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 20:39

>>4
That's just what Leah Culver said!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 19:05

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 21:07

>>6
EXPERT BBCODE

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2009-01-14 21:10

I approve of this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 21:11

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 21:12

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Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 4:27

Stephenson is lame. What is this drivel?
"Hiro, with the prompting of his Catholic and linguist ex-girlfriend Juanita, begins to unravel the nature of this crisis. It relates back to the mythology of ancient Sumer, which Stephenson describes as speaking a very powerful ur-language. Sumerian is to modern "acquired languages" as binary is to programming languages: it affects the entity (be it human or computer) at a far lower and more basic level than does acquired/programming language. Sumerian is rooted in the brain stem and related to glossolalia, or "speaking in tongues"—a trait most of L. Bob Rife's convertees display. Furthermore, Sumerian culture was ruled and controlled via "me," the human-readable equivalent of software which contains the rules and procedures for various activity (harvests, the baking of bread, etc). The keepers of these important documents were priests referred to as en; some of them, like the god/semi-historical-figure Enki, could write new me, making them the equivalent of programmers or hackers."

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 4:32

>>7
EXPERT POSTER

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 4:38

For real Sumerian mythology read this instead:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/ane/sum/index.htm

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 4:45

This succinctly describes the language(there is nothing mysterious in it)
http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/edition2/language.php

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 7:18

>>12
EXPERT OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 12:26

yes

Name: EXPERT 2009-01-16 10:09

EXPERTEXPERTEXPERTEXPERTEXPERT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 21:08

i am god.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 0:29

>>18
EXPERT SUSSMAN IMPERSONATOR

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 21:01

GOD CREATED NATURAL LAW

NATURAL LAW CREATED THE SPECIES OF MAN AND HIS ENVIROMENT

MANKIND CREATED COMPUTER SCIENCE

THUS, GOD CREATED COMPUTER SCIENCE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 2:19

THEN COMPUTER SCIENCE CREATED GOD AND THE CYCLE WAS COMPLETE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 2:40

>>20
Make like a slippery slope and get outta here

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 2:47

God(monotheism) was invented by middle-eastern priests to concentrate power at the hands of cult of El.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_%28god%29

_________________________
orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 3:34

>>23
Piss off FrozenVoid. I really, really don't like you. You are a despicable, pissant troll with too much time on his hands. Please, just leave.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 8:44

>>24
More like dispicable, EXPERT TROLL amirite? I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of all his posts were 10/10 material.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 20:16

>>22
What's the matter? /prog/ too LOGICAL for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 22:23

>>23
This isn't a religion BBS. Fuck off, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 23:03

>>24
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STOP SEEING HIS POSTS YOU STUPID FUCKERS

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:32

be greatly mourned rip?

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:48

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Did God create Computer Science?

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Did God create Computer Science?

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