/prog/ - tun-a-fish, get it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 1:14

The on-line manual pages of the original tunefs, like all Berkeley commands, ended with a "Bugs" section. In this case, it read:
Bugs: This program should work on active and mounted file systems, but it doesn't. Because the superblock is not kept in the buffer cache, the program will only take effect if it is run on dismounted file systems; if run on the root file system, the system must be rebooted. You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 2:11

>>1
the ed(1) man page in 2.9BSD has a "SYNTASX" section.

here's a diff between the 7th edition unix man page and the 2.9BSD man page:
8c8 < SYNOPSIS --- SYNTASX 16c16 < that it can be edited. If −x is present, an x command is simulated --- that it can be edited. If ’−’ is present, an x command is simulated 352c352 < sed(1), crypt(1) --- crypt(1), ex(1), sed(1) 366a367,369 Try using ex(1) instead, since it has none of these problems, a good set of error messages, a global undo capability, and (most importantly) crash recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 2:48

>>2
and here's a diff that's not mangled by shitchan:

8c8

< SYNOPSIS

---

SYNTASX

16c16

<        that  it  can  be  edited.  If −x is present, an x command is simulated

---

       that  it  can  be edited.  If ’−’ is present, an x command is simulated

352c352

<        sed(1), crypt(1)

---

       crypt(1), ex(1), sed(1)

366a367,369

       Try using ex(1) instead, since it has none of these  problems,  a  good

       set of error messages, a global undo capability, and (most importantly)

       crash recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 2:54

>>3
or maybe shiichan is just absolute shit. text formatting inside code tags? what the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 3:01

>>4
> You must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 6:36

>>4
That's what you get for not using unified diffs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 9:14

>>3
diff -u please

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 14:21

>>3

--- v7-ed.1.txt Fri Jan  9 02:13:56 2009

+++ 2.9bsd-ed.1.txt     Fri Jan  9 02:14:12 2009

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@

 NAME

        ed − text editor



-SYNOPSIS

+SYNTASX

        ed [ − ] [ −x ] [ name ]



 DESCRIPTION

@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@



        If  a  name argument is given, ed simulates an e command (see below) on

        the named file; that is to say, the file is read into  ed’s  buffer  so

-       that  it  can  be  edited.  If −x is present, an x command is simulated

+       that  it  can  be edited.  If ’−’ is present, an x command is simulated

        first to handle an encrypted  file.   The  optional  −  suppresses  the

        printing of character counts by e, r, and w commands.



@@ -349,7 +349,7 @@

 SEE ALSO

        B. W. Kernighan, A Tutorial Introduction to the ED Text Editor

        B. W. Kernighan, Advanced editing on UNIX

-       sed(1), crypt(1)

+       crypt(1), ex(1), sed(1)



 DIAGNOSTICS

        ‘?name’ for inaccessible file; ‘?’ for errors in commands;  ‘?TMP’  for

@@ -364,6 +364,9 @@

        A !  command cannot be subject to a g command.

        Because  0 is an illegal address for a w command, it is not possible to

        create an empty file with ed.

+       Try using ex(1) instead, since it has none of these  problems,  a  good

+       set of error messages, a global undo capability, and (most importantly)

+       crash recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 23:00

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:53

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 18:21

>>11
!Nice dubz¡

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 18:18

eNJOY yOUR jOKES aBOUT tUNAS fOR nAOW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/deborah-bassett/11th-hour-strikes-for-the_b_824898.html

yOU cAN eXECUTE a dO wHILE...

bUT yOU cAN'T dO-dO

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 18:32

You can tune a tuna, but you can't tuna fish.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 18:41

NAME
    yesterday – print file names from the dump

SYNOPSIS
    yesterday [ –abcCdDs ] [ –n daysago ] [ –date ] files ...

BUGS
    It's hard to use this command without singing.

http://plan9.bell-labs.com/magic/man2html?man=yesterday&sect=1

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 15:59

hi.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 20:07

>>16
whats up?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 20:31

yo dawg, i herd you like shit jokes so we put autism in your man page, also
>>18
yo dawg
Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-07 20:48

>>18
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 4:48

>>15
Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, There's a shadow hanging over me, Oh, yesterday came suddenly. Why she Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. I said, Something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, Love was such an easy game to play, Now I need a place to hide away, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Why she Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. I said, Something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, Love was such an easy game to play, Now I need a place to hide away, Oh, I believe in yesterday. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

tun-a-fish, get it?

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