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void Frozen(void)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 18:44


void Frozen(void) {
        int D = 100;

        while(D-->0) {
                troll_prog();
                fail_to_read_sicp();
        }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 18:54

wut

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 19:46

Shouldn't this code be written in javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 20:02

        while(D-->0) {

Cool operator, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 20:04

So random ROFL xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 20:07

For a moment I thought --> might be some obscure operator combining decrement, assignment, and comparison. ww

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 20:08

>>4
Oh hey person in same confusion as myself a couple moments ago.  It's (D--) > hth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 22:27

>>7
My code works now, thanks man

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:18

>>1
Why is "fail_to_read_sicp();" is a function when it doesn't do anything?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:20

>>9
It has side-effects.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:28

>>10
 reading_sicp() is not an action performed by default,therefore
"fail_to_read_sicp();" has the same effect as ";" thus making it a superfluous function.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:45

>>11
I would argue, but this bottle of Laphroaig seems to cast all functions as superfluous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:54

lol @ --> goes to operator

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:54

>>12
But this particular function isn't useful at all.
Its having for not_doing_something(); be run and waste processing time doing nothing.
Also troll_prog(); implies that the function itself is a complex self-aware AI which can generate thousands of posts and analyze the semantic structure in context, making it equal or even better then human comprehension(tireless and always working at 100% capacity of computer).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:22

not_doing_something() is my favorite function, be kind to your CPU and issue a NOP once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:24

>>15
be even kinder and issue HLT which doesn't waste CPU time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:39

>>16
be even kinder and issue HCF which ends its suffering.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:42

>>14
You grossly overestimate the complexity of trolling /prog/, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:47

>>18
the function needs to be a full-blown AI to just talk like a human.
Such programs have not existed before(Strong AI),thus making the assumption of "overestimation" invalid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:48

>>17
HCF isn't a valid assembly instruction.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:49

>>19
That's what she sad. BAM!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:51

>>20
For ALL assembly languages?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:52

>>21
Wrong, >>21 said that my post at >>14 describes overly complex function,Which i subsequently disproved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:54

>>22
For executable assembly that can run on a personal computer. Not imaginary or exotic domain-specific machine code mnemonics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:11

>>22
That's not what has been said. Please reread >>20 carefully.

Name: >>25 2009-01-10 5:11

>>24
That's not what has been said. Please reread >>20 carefully.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:15

>>25
Please masturbate in your socks carefully

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:22

>>27
Well, what can I say? If you can't beat them...

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:26


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:38

>>25-29
These posts don't bring anything new to the discussion.
HCF can't be a valid assembly instruction.
You didn't prove the opposite and referencing me at >>25,26 just proves my point.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:43


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:46

>>31
These aren't personal computers and the instruction won't run on them making it invalid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:08

>>33
>>20 didn't mention anything about personal computers. You made a blatantly wrong statement and are now trying to pretend you said something else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:10

>>34
"valid assembly instruction" means code will execute on PC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:13

>>35
Says who?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:14

>>36
me at >>20

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:16

>>35
Prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:21

>>38
Would my tripcode be sufficient for proof?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 6:22

>>39
Prove what you said in >>35.

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