void Frozen(void)


void Frozen(void) {
        int D = 100;

        while(D-->0) {
                troll_prog();
                fail_to_read_sicp();
        }
}

>>12
But this particular function isn't useful at all.
Its having for not_doing_something(); be run and waste processing time doing nothing.
Also troll_prog(); implies that the function itself is a complex self-aware AI which can generate thousands of posts and analyze the semantic structure in context, making it equal or even better then human comprehension(tireless and always working at 100% capacity of computer).