/prog/ - Official NO CARRIER joke thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:30

Only post NO CARRIER jokes in this thread or I will fucki#KJL¤K#"M¤NO CARRIER

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:34

slashdot is this way->

Name: fucki !UXRav5W7jg!h5mSDFW1Kx1gOXR 2009-01-04 14:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 15:42

ON THE SPOKE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 15:44

NO CARRIER

Name: !tsGpSwX8mo!GM5/mWN1DmlGCKI 2009-01-04 16:17

NO SMOKE SIGNAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:22

There are 10 kinds of programmers in the world. Those who make shitty programming jokes and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:06

This shit omg u hackers u sent me a virus on it spamming the network but it was probably something extremely difficult and involved like Visual Basic or any other multitude of languages that are superior to PERL VB script ASP are older and inferior technologies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:12

YES CARRIER

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:27

Vlad farted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:55

>>7
The other 8 just don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 13:51

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who understand decimal and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 18:41

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who understand octal and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:07

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who understand hex and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:26

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:52

>>15
It seems you're the latter bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 20:21

>>16
OH LAWDY

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 21:37

>>16
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 0:21

>>16
Owned!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:01

wats dat sound XDDDDDDDD it's the joke flying over you're head XDDDDDDDDDDDD ^____________________________^;;;;;;;;;;; i love slashdot jokes please keep this up :))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:32

THERES 10 KIND OF PROGRAMMERS IN THE WORLD. THOSE WHO MAKE NO CARRIER JOEKS AND THOSE WHO DONT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:42

>>21
What about the 8 other kinds?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 13:09

>>22
They also make NO CARRIER jokes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 15:18

There are infinite kinds of types. *, * -> *, * -> * -> *, (* -> *) -> *, (* -> (* -> *) -> *), and David Hilbert.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 18:35

Please refrain from posting non-programming related material.

Thank you.

Official NO CARRIER joke thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:30

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:34

3 Name: fucki !UXRav5W7jg!h5mSDFW1Kx1gOXR 2009-01-04 14:36

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 15:42

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 15:44

6 Name: !tsGpSwX8mo!GM5/mWN1DmlGCKI 2009-01-04 16:17

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:22

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:06

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:12

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:27

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 11:55

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 13:51

13 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 18:41

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:07

15 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:26

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 19:52

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 20:21

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 21:37

19 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 0:21

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:01

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:32

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 12:42

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 13:09

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 15:18

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 18:35

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:05