linux sucks

there's no drivers.  even if there is you have to compile them
middle click and anything beyond it like extra mouse buttons is all fucked up
if you want to do anything beyond word processing, it's all text based shit, I though we evolved past that with guis and the mouse
sound is fucked up
why do you have to have a password and and file permission shit.  this isn't a server
no codecs
sucks with flash and any other embeded content(including java)
when a program crashes you have to restart xorg when you dont find it in top.
linux's server-like shit bugs me.  it's like a big hack job so you can run it all on one computer
it boots slow. vista is faster then this shit

The point of command line is(regardless of what people want it to be). is execute rarely used console apps with many options.
If there is for example:
you have to write   consoleapp -a -b -c -tnumber
everytime you use some function this should be instead a
program which does exactly what "consoleapp -a -b -c -tnumber " does
and preferably without invoking typing its name at all(click-run).

To understand what this means consider:
Linux way :
function complexconsoleapp(a,b,c,d,e,f){
process_arguments();
switch_to_subroutine();
return result;
}

Windows way:
function app(){
arguments=[a,b,c,d,e,f];
call complexlibrary(arguments);
return result;
}

Which one is more efficient and which one is more prone to errors?