linux sucks

there's no drivers.  even if there is you have to compile them
middle click and anything beyond it like extra mouse buttons is all fucked up
if you want to do anything beyond word processing, it's all text based shit, I though we evolved past that with guis and the mouse
sound is fucked up
why do you have to have a password and and file permission shit.  this isn't a server
no codecs
sucks with flash and any other embeded content(including java)
when a program crashes you have to restart xorg when you dont find it in top.
linux's server-like shit bugs me.  it's like a big hack job so you can run it all on one computer
it boots slow. vista is faster then this shit

Stupid/lazy people can use linux once it has been set up for them.
Smart/interested people can both set up and use linux (better than windows).

As for all those complaining about lack of GUI, take a second look; there are plenty of GUI solutions for linux, including graphical installers, graphical theming applications, music players, word processors, ftp and ssh applications, etc. If you're to lazy to learn command line, your shiny buttons are right there, ready to be themed to your heart's content.