linux sucks

there's no drivers.  even if there is you have to compile them
middle click and anything beyond it like extra mouse buttons is all fucked up
if you want to do anything beyond word processing, it's all text based shit, I though we evolved past that with guis and the mouse
sound is fucked up
why do you have to have a password and and file permission shit.  this isn't a server
no codecs
sucks with flash and any other embeded content(including java)
when a program crashes you have to restart xorg when you dont find it in top.
linux's server-like shit bugs me.  it's like a big hack job so you can run it all on one computer
it boots slow. vista is faster then this shit

Example of fucked up gui: MS Exchange in Small Business Server 2003.

Try and set up automatic email forwarding to an outside email address.  This is email so you clicky the Exchange stuff.  You find the user.  You find the properties page.  You see a text field asking you for an email address to forward stuff to.  It's greyed out; inactive.  HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE IT ACTIVE?

You don't.  You add a fake contact in Active Directory, and set the real contact to forward to the fake contact.

INTUITIVE GUI IN ACTION.

(Oh, and thanks to our tech support for setting 3d screensavers ON THE SERVER.)