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MSVB GUI Interface

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 1:42

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 1:52

Everybody knows you can't use Visual Basic to write a GUI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 1:56

How do you pronounce ``GUI''?

1) goy
2) gwee
3) gooey (faggot)
4) other

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 2:17

>>1
no tits

>>3
gay

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 2:23

>>3

Pronounced like Jewey. Joo-e.

If only >>1 had not posted a video where the bitch says it out lound. I can see how hearing something would make you confused as how it is pronounced.

Also, I took criminology and am a tech consultant for the Detroit PD. You have no idea how many GUI's I wrote in Visual Basic to do a variaty of investigation tasks.

Public Enum Races
  White = 1 'Always #1
  Black = -1 'Less than nothing
  Other = 0 'Obviously nothing
End Enum

Public Function FindIPAddress As String

  Dim RapeVictim As New Person(Of Object)(Races.White) 'Women are objects
  Dim Suspects As New List(Of Person)
  Suspects.Add(New Person(Races.Black, "Kunta Kinte"))
  Suspects.Add(New Person(Races.White, "Barry"))

  Dim result As New StringBuilder

  For Each Syspect As Person In Suspects
   result.Append(Suspect.Name)
  If RapeVictim.Race = Races.White AndAlso Suspect.Race < 0 Then
      result.Append(" did it but is a nigger and cannot afford the Internet for his stolen computer")
  Else
      result.Append(" did not do it because he is white.")
  End If
  result.Append(Environment.NewLine)
  Next
 
  Return result.ToString
End Function


This is a very well used peice of code. Returns:
Kunta Kinte did it but is a nigger and cannot afford the Internet for his stolen computer
Barry did not do it because he is white

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 13:16

>>5
Unbound identifier ``Suspect'' on line 17.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 13:32

>>5
Good point. I look to CSI: New York for all my technical terminology usage issues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 10:31

CSI are for retards obviously, back to trolling...

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:05

Kunta Kinte did it   but is a   performance increase such.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:29

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:17

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 7:14

Don't change these.
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