Expert Enterprise Programming Language

Sirs,

A new mainstream programming language is being written as we speak. It's CUSTOMLY BUILT for Expert Enterprise Solutions. The parser is HAND OPTIMIZED using in-house EXPERT OPTIMIZATION ENTERPRISE TECHNOLOGIES and doesn't use LEX or YACC or other pieces of yore.

What features / syntax would be IMPERATIVE for writing and maintaining EXPERT SOLUTIONS in this language?

BBCODE bindings

The officer said Reiser told him: "'You're about to experience chaos' and, for lack of a better term, he farted in my face."

car and cdr, except that they would be called ngr and fgt. So if you wanted to take the nigger of the faggot of the nigger, you would have nfngrtr.

Enterprise solution using industry   standard best practices   without fucking up   in more than   100 lines that   you faggots wrote.