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Is your product BBCode standards compliant?

Name: I am !aBBExpert6 2008-12-28 8:29

Hi, I am a BBCODE EXPERT.

My ENTERPRISE© READy® DEPLOYMENT™ Solution! 4.0 indicates that /prog/ has    FAILED!   the READy® standards compliance test for BBCode expertise.

I recommend that /prog/ purchase   a corporate license  to use ENTERPRISE© READy® DEPLOYMENT™ Solution! Suite 2007 and raise your BBCode expertise by 10% GUARANTEED for the low price of  $5,999!  I also encourage /prog/ to consider joining the ENTERPRISE© CERTIFICATION PROGRAM. For $700 a month, ENTERPRISE L.L.C. will dispatch a team of ENTERPRISE© EXPERT PROGRAMMERS every year to inspect and analyze your BBCode compliance. Upon passing the series of tests, you will be ENTERPRISE© CERTIFIED and your clients will be able to enjoy your product knowing that /prog/ has met all the standards for BBCode expertise.

Offer void if product is used.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 8:34

So you think you're tough, huh? One word. The forced bracketing of BBCode. Enterprise over.
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our EXPERT BBCode certification solutions back to where you came form (China apparently), you filty anticudder.

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hile you're at it, read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 8:40

I grinned.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 8:55

I "GRUNNED".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 8:58

"BBCode Programming Explained" describes BBCode Programming as being:

* An attempt to reconcile humanity and productivity
* A mechanism for social change
* A path to improvement
* A style of development
* A software development discipline

The main aim of BBCode is to reduce the cost of change. In traditional system development methods (such as HMA) the requirements for the system are determined at the beginning of the development project and often fixed from that point on. This means that the cost of changing the requirements at a later stage (a common feature of software engineering projects) will be high.

BBCode sets out to reduce the cost of change by introducing basic values, principles and practices. By applying BBCode, a system development project should be more flexible with respect to changes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 10:00

BBCODE - IEEE9001 - Standard of BBCODE used by /prog is compatible with wide array of standards and technologies.
/prog/ encourages compatibility and ENTERPRISE QUALITY.
We apologize for such a Terrible! inconvenience.
Please stay in contact with /prog/ representative.

Meanwhile we encourage /prog/ visitors to try out our new product "GRUNNUR".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 11:13

Simple text files are superior:
For every extra typed byte,you gained nothing while i maximize my productivity and e-potential.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 11:26

>>7
In the marketing world, simple text can't even hold a candle to ENTERPRISE QUALITY text solutions. You can save all the bytes you want, but a good display of text will catch the eye of everyone, whereas your simple text will be drowned in a sea of simple text. So much for productivity and e-potential.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 11:42

I produce useful content instead of AIDSVERTISING(sic)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 12:22

M-x bbcode-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 15:15

>>9
So do Lunix developers. Look at amount of games and users Lunix has.
Windows is ENTERPRISE and thus most popular OS out there. Usefulness doesn't matter. Even minesweeper is more important.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 16:57

How does the total cost of ownership of your enterprise solution compare with that of open source products, namely bbcoder.c, bbcoder.pl and bbcoder.py?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 17:31

Re: your post >>12 on December 28th, 2008AD at 16:57 PM
                   
   How does the total cost of ownership of your enterprise solution compare with that of open source products, namely bbcoder.c, bbcoder.pl and bbcoder.py?
                   
All I need isexpert_bbcode_framework.user.js❞ . Anything over 12.1875 KiB is "pure" bloat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 19:15

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Name: gigs 2008-12-28 23:22

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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 2:00

>>2 considered not STANDARDS COMPLIANT.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 6:31

Do you want to know the truth? I don't think there are very many people who "love" languages. Most of the people who claim to be PL aficionados are not PL aficionados but syntax aficionados. The part that is not syntax flies right by them. The syntax which is supposed to make the semantics more transparent instead makes it more opaque. Not because it's a "bad" syntax, but because it's a "good" syntax!

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 12:52

Haha, I created this thread. What a treat to see it again after 2+ years. I don't even have that tripcode anymore. But I think it was public somewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 17:08

>>24
No you're wrong. I created this thread.

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