free star gate symbolic system reading

Dear members of /prog/
I have here with me a star+gate symbolic system.  It is an old fortune telling game from 1978.  The first being to post beneth me shall have their fortune told.

Go away, tripfag.

I!

>>2
$ fortune
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

>>4
$ fortune
What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.

GODLY LUCK

>>2
in the far past, you were very indecisive.  your focus was expressing yourself be consuming others intensely.  In the close past you were getting fulfillment by being determined to make an impression on the internet.  Your current issue is self discovery and your individual realization.  But right now, you at this current time are specializing your role to feel like you have self esteem on the internet.  But in the near future you will be dispersing and changing slowly, and your new focus will be to be faithful and waiting for something unknown.  In the far future you reflect and even though you seem to have self esteem on the internet you have none, and will focus on getting a life.  Helping you through your emotional pain is release _masterbation, and distracting you is feeling you're a leader on the internet when in reality you are just a minion of elitism.


_{NOTE: Interpretation has been re-worded to make more scene to you on the internet who can not comprehend the readings of the star+gate symbolic system.}

>>7
wat?

>>7
Wrong. Now leave, post-haste.

>>9
what the fuck is your problem?

$ fortune
Real Programs don't use shared text.  Otherwise, how can they
use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?

>>10
What's yours?

>>10,12
Suffice it to say that you two have problems.

>>13
Suffice it to say that you have two problems.

b:\>fortune
My Bonnie looked into a gas tank,
The height of its contents to see!
She lit a small match to assist her,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.

b:\>

Oh the irony

>>15
Hi, AoRF.

>>7
do mine next

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> fortune
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.

$ fortune -o
Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt
great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).  Anyway, he just felt so
good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE
MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
    The poor, quaking, little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one
is mightier than you."
    A little while later the tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out:
"WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
    The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to
stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle."
    The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was
quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: "WHO IS
THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"
    Well, the elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams
him down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of
orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.  The
tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and whispers: "Man, you
don't have to get so pissed, just 'cause you don't know the answer."

>>22
I was expecting The elephant grabs a cudder and shoves it down the throat of the tiger.

Don't change these.

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