God damn it, /prog/

You have ruined my brain.

Today, I was making a pot of spaghetti, and as I was stirring it I accidentally splashed some boiling water on myself. It hurt my arm, and I was a bit surprised by it as well.

But instead of saying something mundane and normal like ouch, or ow fuck, or shit that hurt, I blurted out "GRUNNUR"!

Bye, /prog/. Since I obviously can't manage to partition my mind to keep all of this stupid stuff far away from my personal and social life, I must leave. It was fun, but I am simply not capable of being here.

You'll be back.

"GRUNNUR" is a way of life. Obviously you weren't built to live it. Goodbye.

I have also started saying "GRUNNUR". I believe this will be /prog/'s most significant contribution to the world.

I vandalized my school's washroom stall with "GRUNNUR". Beat that /prog/.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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Serious answer: Why are you trying to partition your life?  That is the sign of someone who is not whole and not happy.

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Internet life and real life is generally best kept separate.

>>8
bah humbug,
i killed my real life long ago.
you should either embrace your real life or your internet life, don't spread yourself thin trying to live both

>>8
You have the wrong kind of real life friends.

>>10
I don't have friends.
I have acquaintances, colleagues, and clients.

GRUNNUR vs. TANASINN go!

>>11
well i'm sure your clients would love to know how much of an EXPERT PROGRAMMER you are, so what's the problem?

>>11
I suggest some pyschotherapy. That or drugs

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