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Leah Culver == Software!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 21:57

Leah Culver founded Pownce with her friends Kevin Rose and Daniel Burka as a way of sending messages, links, files and events to friends. Leah is the lead developer for the site and spends most of her time working on feature development, fixing bugs, scaling the site, and maintaining the API. She’s a recent computer science graduate from the University of Minnesota and enjoys the challenge of developing a web application from scratch. Leah also writes a blog about her experiences as a software

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/12/every-geeks-a-l.html

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 22:32

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 0:00

Wired is worthless. You are worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 6:39

>>3
And when that bullet goes through your heart,
You realize the one thing that set you apart;
You other car
Was a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 7:19

I'd go for a torture porn Leah Culver desktop toy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 11:27

>>1
Now that she's just another Six Apart employee and her career as an entrepreneur has crumbled, can we stop talking about her now?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 11:39

She [...] enjoys the challenge of developing a web application from scratch.
As long as she can begin with a FULL-FLEDGED ENTERPRISE-READY CUSTOMER-ORIENTED SET OF NETWORKING AND DATABASE SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 11:47

The New York Times, grouping her as a central figure in the new emerging subculture of New York techie night life, described her as "the founder of Pop17, a Web site posting her video interviews with tech-world celebrities."

WTF? WTF is NY techie night life? WTF??

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 13:33

>>8
Don't ask me, I stay home every night and read SICP and program lazily in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 17:12

>>8
The kind of people that "network" on yelp

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 18:08

>>8
That sounds like they're trying to equate Leah Vulva with Paris Hilton.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 18:53

>>11
Both are skanky, disease-ridden whores, no?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 20:59

>>12
Both are talentless socialites famous only for being marginally attractive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 21:05

>>12,13
What's the difference?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 21:49

I think >>14 is on to something here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 2:35

I'm downloading Leah_Culver_Paris_Hilton_leaked_lesbian_sex_video_.avi                                            .exe right now!

This shit is going to be so92847fedkfjonfNO CARRIER

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 14:38

You started using computers after ``NO CARRIER'' jokes ceased to be relevant. Please stop making them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 14:46

>>17
stop making me feel old.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 14:53

You started using computers after ``Faggot Quotes'' ceased to be relevant. Please stop making them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 15:17

*I* started using computers when ``NO CARRIER'' jokes and ``Faggot Quotes'' were both relevant. The latter still are.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 15:44

I fucking love ``NO CARRIER'' jokes for some reason, and laughed heartily at >>16.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 19:17

What are ``Faggot Quotes''?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 19:31

>>17
12 year old detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 20:21

>>23
Stop projecting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 20:23

>>24
12 year old detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 20:25

>>25
13 year old detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 20:28

>>26
Wanna make out?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 20:39

>>27
Wanna be cummed inside?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 21:11

>>28
It's my pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 21:13

The NO CARRIER message can be used at the end of a sentence for humorous purposes in Internet messages and forum posts, signifying that the person typing the message was suddenly cut off. This joke may mean that the typist was writing something excessively boring or illogical, or something the authorities (usually either the government or the site moderators) would supposedly want to suppress. Alternatively, it may imply they were simply a victim of bad luck. The NO CARRIER message is usually preceded by a string of garbage characters, as a parody of what used to frequently happen to users of dialup BBSes whose telephones suddenly dropped signal in the middle of a message. ("Hey! Wait! Don't pick up the ph{#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER") This joke anachronistically continues to be seen on the Internet despite the waning use of modems in favor of broadband connectivity.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 21:22

I personally hate^H^H^H^Ham a fan of the joke showcased here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 21:28

I read The Jargon File (a hacker's dictionary, by ``esr'', illustrated by ``The Great Quux'') and thus I understand the joke here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 22:17

>>17
Actually, I experienced a true NO CARRIER just a few months ago. I have my system console displaying on my desktop, it's pretty useful because you often notice all sorts of stuff you would easily miss. I was using an HDSPA modem while on holidays, the thing's horrible and works pretty bad. The software is even worse, it floods my console with irrelevant AT commads. So once, it dropped the connection, NO CARRIER showed up on my desktop while I was typing.

I also witnessed a true ^H^H^H moment not too long ago as well. Some guy joined an IRC channel using the Windows telnet client, which is terrible. It's set to backspace = ^H, it will actually moves the cursor back on the terminal, but will send the whole thing to the server. His messages were hilarious to read.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 22:38

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 0:45

>>32
I started with 300bps modems, and thus I understand the joke here.  I'd better, seeing as I am >>16 after all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 2:48

>>32
``esr''

Now there's a rageworthy cockface.

Name: Eric S. Raymond 2008-12-23 3:43

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 5:51

>>37
Wow, what a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 7:16

>>38
DIF

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 9:45

Everybody loves Eric Raymond

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 11:13

>>40
Except me!

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-04 11:15

Le Digg http://digg.com/
Not anymore like le Reddit

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-04 12:02

Write failed: Broken pipe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-04 12:04

>>47
Break this!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-04 14:24

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 21:41

== is non idiomatic. please use === as it does not do type coercion thus avoiding obscure bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-05 22:12

>>50
le faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-06 0:38

>>50
maybe we need type conversion in this case?

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