/prog/ - If you were a data type...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 2:59

What data type would you be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 3:11

Ropes, because I'm the best tool for the job, but only a select few know it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 3:29

a Maybe monad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 3:35

Byte

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void

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typedef __unique

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void*

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:11

A function.
'cause if f(a,b) = f(b)-f(a)/b-a, I'd tangent to your curves... Baby...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:35

_|_

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:40

I would be a tuple of heterogenous types, to reflect my schizophrenia.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 6:44

A zipper.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 7:13

>>9
An anus?

I would be var. Flexible, all-encompassing, does what everyone needs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 8:31

Maybe Haskeller

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 9:45

An efficient, fully persistent array¹.

¹ http://www.cs.hmc.edu/~oneill/research/#newmethod

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 9:49

>>10
>a tuple of heterogenous[sic] types
You can't do that!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 9:55

(//_-)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:01

I would be a "GRUNNUR".

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:12

>>12
The haxkell ``infinite penis'' operator.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:18

I'd be a StringBuffer because girls love using me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:26

>>9
Fucking hell DON'T DO THAT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:40

I would be a delicious lattice

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:40

I would be a delicious lattice

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 10:46

IF U WENT OUT OF SCOPE TOMORROW I WOULDNT GO 2 UR GARBAGE COLLECTION CUZ ID BE N GLOBAL SCOPE INCREMENTING UR REFERENCE COUNT!

WE TRUE ADTS
WE OPTIMIZE OUR STRUCTURE TOGETHER
WE IMPLEMENT toString TOGETHER
send this CONSTRUCTOR to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get buffer overflow your A TRUE ADT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 11:37

>>18
haxkell my anus

Name: HMA FAN 2008-12-19 11:43

/prog/ is an unordered_set<Meme>, because it's rehashing the same memes over and over again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 13:27

/prog/::[(thrid,created,lastpost,[(postid,name,email,time,comment)])]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 14:04

>>26
It's spelled "third", fucko.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 14:05

>>27
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 16:10

>>26
You forgot the subject and...well I can't tell if `lastpost' is supposed to be the last-post-id or the bump time, but you left out one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 16:11

I would be CONS, my CAR would be my computer and my CDR the spells that I conjur

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 16:53

>>29
Why would you want to save the last post id? You can trivially figure that out by selecting max(postid).

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 17:21

>>31
Sure, if you want to be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 17:41

>>32
You seem to be forgetting that this site is shiitchan based.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 19:42

hello im patrick the gingor join my community of haxxors if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of /reddit/ ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 20:10

binary.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 22:39

хакс моего ануса

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 22:40

>>34
Blatant rip-off of http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1225734707/3

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 22:59

хакс моего ануса

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 23:19

small int

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small penis

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small int

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 23:46

I would be a scalar

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 0:30

i'd be a recursive array of arrays, where every child pointer points to its parent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 0:39

I'd be an Arrow, because I'm fast as a lightning bolt, and everyone loves me, but nobody has a clue how to fuck around with me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 5:14

nil

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 13:35

хакс моего ануса

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:38

True story The Sussman who was the capcode enum And I did capitalize?

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