good assembly books

Hey /prog/. What's the best motherfucking book if I want to learn assembly? And what are the runnerups? Just shout out the titles - preferably not the acronyms.

I've read the SICP thrice today.

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Diggfag detected. He didn't ask for a gigantic collection of *!!!OVER 1000 FREE EBOOKS!!!*, he asked for advice for selecting a book about a particular topic from people who have preferably, like, fucking read some books about the topic in question and could give some useful bits of information.