Because most people here aren't particularly clever either.
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Anonymous2008-12-17 23:15
Lisp would be Zen Buddhism - There is no syntax, there is no centralization of dogma, there are no deities to worship. The entire universe is there at your reach - if only you are enlightened enough to grasp it. Some say that it's not a language at all; others say that it's the only language that makes sense.
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Anonymous2008-12-17 23:18
"GRUNNUR" is Norse Mythology
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Anonymous2008-12-17 23:21
Is Aegisub still useless on OS X? MrVacBob-sama should give them a hand.
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Anonymous2008-12-17 23:21
>>6
stop forcing memes. It's just like you did with hax my anus.
"GRUNNUR" is eternal. I'm sorry if I made a mistake by exposing the source of "GRUNNUR" to some of the more excitable denizens of/prog/, but don't take your rage out on "GRUNNUR", please.
>>8
Forcing "hax my anus" was painful at first (even to me), but eventually it became an important part of /prog/.
Admit it. You'd be sad if the HMA meme disappeared suddenly and you were the only one to remember it. You'd probably post it from times to times, and then print it out and cry yourself to sleep with it under your pillow, while fairX and I use our secret tools of hax on your anus.
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Anonymous2008-12-18 2:17
Sepples would be Judaism
Python would be Free Will Baptist
Haskell is some group of new age pagans who believe in Indigo children
Prolog is atheist. Everything in the universe is predetermined and all the answers are there provided you phrase the question correctly
Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming.
>>20 Python ... unrestrictive,
that's the opposite of python.
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Anonymous2008-12-18 13:51
>>20
.'"". I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
c' )"/ S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
__> /_ INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
.-`_ ._'-.
( -' \ :/ )/ THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
\\._| ( // WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
'-/) \(, CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
/ ) ) WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
/ .'\ | NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
/.' \| KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
|| || TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/ |/__ THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._) (,__; FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.