ITT Haskell memes

best haskell meme:

unsafeaccumarrayuarray
unsafeaddressof
unsafeanything
unsafeask
unsafeassert
unsafeassumption
unsafeatanyspeed
unsafeattemptmiracles
unsafeblah
unsafeblahah
unsafebottomp
unsafebuybackloans
unsafec
unsafecall
unsafecallcthulhu
unsafecastbytestring
unsafecasting
unsafecastiouarray
unsafecasts
unsafecat
unsafecatcherror
unsafechilli
unsafecoer
unsafecoerce'd
unsafecoercea
unsafecoerceing
unsafecoercer
unsafecoercezh
unsafecoerep
unsafecoherce
unsafecollapseunstablevacuum
unsafecollapsewavefunction
unsafecollidehadrons
unsafecombineworld
unsafecompareinfinitedatastructures
unsafecompile
unsafecorce
unsafecorece
unsafecthulhu
unsafecuttheredwire
unsafedatecoerce
unsafedefoo
unsafedestroyuniverse
unsafedeunsafe
unsafedieinside
unsafedimensions
unsafedistillrum
unsafediv
unsafedosomethingdangerous
unsafedraw
unsafedroolonkeyboard
unsafedrop
unsafeeatbabiesandmaybeperformio
unsafeeatsoul
unsafeeditpage
unsafeeditwiki
unsafeeducateuser
unsafeeperformio
unsafeescapeblackhole
unsafeescapecont
unsafeevalexpression
unsafeevals
unsafeevaluatescheme
unsafeexit
unsafeexpandcstylemacro
unsafeexplodecranium
unsafeexplodestomach
unsafeextractstring
unsafefalloutofbed
unsafefiremissiles
unsafefixpoint
unsafeflyblackhelicopter
unsafefoldl
unsafeforceap
unsafeforeingptrtoptr
unsafeformat
unsafeforworkio
unsafefreeze's
unsafefreezebytearray
unsafefreezes
unsafefreezestuarray
unsafefrominteger
unsafefromintegral
unsafefry
unsafegeneralrecursion
unsafegetelems
unsafegetlazybytestring
unsafegetstdrandom
unsafegiantwasteoftime
unsafegiveops
unsafegroup
unsafeguessatanswer
unsafehackthegibson
unsafehalt
unsafehaltandcatchfire
unsafeheyyallwatchthisio
unsafeholocaust
unsafei
unsafeinferleaveio
unsafeinfringecopyright
unsafeinitgui
unsafeinlineperformio
unsafeinstallghc
unsafeinstallspyware
unsafeinterleaved
unsafeinterleaveio'ing
unsafeinterleavejobs
unsafeinterleavemonad
unsafeinterleavereadert
unsafeinterleaverio
unsafeinterleavestm
unsafeinterleavestupidanalogies
unsafeinterleavex
unsafeinterlopeio
unsafeinvaliddep
unsafeinvokecthulu
unsafeioctl
unsafeiotohcgi
unsafeireallywantint
unsafeisprime
unsafeiwanttherighttype
unsafejugglechainsaws
unsafejumpingoffbridges
unsafekillanimal
unsafekillhuman
unsafekirk
unsafelambda
unsafeland
unsafelateforworkio
unsafelaunchjava
unsafelaunchnuke
unsafelaunderio
unsafelazyfilterio
unsafelazygetcontents
unsafelazyhgetcontents
unsafelazyio
unsafeleavejobs
unsafelemmingio
unsafeliftio
unsafelolcats
unsafelookupfm
unsafemagic
unsafemakeassumption
unsafemakeoi
unsafemakestm
unsafemap
unsafemaps
unsafematch
unsafemaybedisembowel
unsafemissilelaunchio
unsafemmap
unsafemmapfile
unsafemonad
unsafemutating
unsafenewarray
unsafenextewents
unsafenoop
unsafenoreallywemeanitthiscouldlaunchnukesperformio
unsafenothing
unsafeofficepolitics
unsafeonlycallthisifyouhaveaphdandunderstandgraphreductionandinterleavinggetcontents
unsafeoperation
unsafeoptimize
unsafepackaddresslen
unsafepackcstringlen
unsafepaste
unsafepeek
unsafepeekchar
unsafepeekcomputation
unsafepeekexecution
unsafeperfio
unsafeperforateio
unsafeperforeio
unsafeperformaddition
unsafeperformalcohol
unsafeperformanceio
unsafeperformany
unsafeperformanymonad
unsafeperformbeerintake
unsafeperformblowup
unsafeperformbooleanify
unsafeperformc
unsafeperformcomputation
unsafeperformcont
unsafeperformconttio
unsafeperformdance
unsafeperformdesecrationofshrineofreferentialtransparency
unsafeperformdigest
unsafeperformeatbrains
unsafeperformedtypo
unsafeperformeverything
unsafeperformffi
unsafeperformgc
unsafeperformgetout
unsafeperformgpl
unsafeperformguillotine
unsafeperformguitar
unsafeperformhack
unsafeperformhax
unsafeperformimbibe
unsafeperformio'ed
unsafeperformioable

unsafePerformUnsafePerform

unsafelaunchjava

unsafepostonprog

unsafeforcememe

>>5
unsafecoercememeusage

unsafesexwithculver

>>7
I know we're all having fun here, but unprotected sex with Leah Culver is not a joke. I can't begin to imagine how many diseases are hiding behind those labia.

unsafePostSageBump

>>8
^{Malformed labia caused by error:
    Missing identifier in line 2: cleft}

unsafePerformAccept
unsafePerformAccess
unsafePerformAcct
unsafePerformAdjtimex
unsafePerformAlarm
unsafePerformBdflush
unsafePerformBind
unsafePerformBreak
unsafePerformBrk
unsafePerformCapget
unsafePerformCapset
unsafePerformChdir
unsafePerformChmod
unsafePerformChown
unsafePerformChroot
unsafePerformClone
unsafePerformClose
unsafePerformConnect
unsafePerformCreat
unsafePerformCreate
unsafePerformDelete
unsafePerformDup
unsafePerformExecve
unsafePerformExit
unsafePerformFchdir
unsafePerformFchmod
unsafePerformFchown
unsafePerformFcntl
unsafePerformFdatasync
unsafePerformFlock
unsafePerformFork
unsafePerformFstat
unsafePerformFstatfs
unsafePerformFsync
unsafePerformFtruncate
unsafePerformGet
unsafePerformGetcwd
unsafePerformGetdents
unsafePerformGetegid
unsafePerformGeteuid
unsafePerformGetgid
unsafePerformGetgroups
unsafePerformGethostname
unsafePerformGetitimer
unsafePerformGetpeername
unsafePerformGetpgid
unsafePerformGetpgrp
unsafePerformGetpid
unsafePerformGetppid
unsafePerformGetpriority
unsafePerformGetresgid
unsafePerformGetresuid
unsafePerformGetrlimit
unsafePerformGetrusage
unsafePerformGetsid
unsafePerformGetsockname
unsafePerformGetsockopt
unsafePerformGettimeofday
unsafePerformGetuid
unsafePerformIdle
unsafePerformInit
unsafePerformIoctl
unsafePerformIoperm
unsafePerformIopl
unsafePerformIpc
unsafePerformKill
unsafePerformLchown
unsafePerformLink
unsafePerformListen
unsafePerformLlseek
unsafePerformLseek
unsafePerformLstat
unsafePerformMkdir
unsafePerformMknod
unsafePerformMlock
unsafePerformMlockall
unsafePerformMmap
unsafePerformModify
unsafePerformMount
unsafePerformMprotect
unsafePerformMremap
unsafePerformMsgctl
unsafePerformMsgget
unsafePerformMsgrcv
unsafePerformMsgsnd
unsafePerformMsync
unsafePerformMunlock
unsafePerformMunlockall
unsafePerformMunmap
unsafePerformNanosleep
unsafePerformNewfstat
unsafePerformNewlstat
unsafePerformNewstat
unsafePerformNewuname
unsafePerformNfsservctl
unsafePerformNi
unsafePerformNice
unsafePerformOldfstat
unsafePerformOldolduname
unsafePerformOldstat
unsafePerformOldumount
unsafePerformOlduname
unsafePerformOpen
unsafePerformPause
unsafePerformPersonality
unsafePerformPipe
unsafePerformPoll
unsafePerformPrctl
unsafePerformPread
unsafePerformPtrace
unsafePerformPwrite
unsafePerformQuery
unsafePerformQuotactl
unsafePerformRead
unsafePerformReaddir
unsafePerformReadlink
unsafePerformReadv
unsafePerformReboot
unsafePerformRecv
unsafePerformRecvfrom
unsafePerformRecvmsg
unsafePerformRename
unsafePerformRmdir
unsafePerformRt
unsafePerformSched
unsafePerformSelect
unsafePerformSemctl
unsafePerformSemget
unsafePerformSemop
unsafePerformSend
unsafePerformSendfile
unsafePerformSendmsg
unsafePerformSendto
unsafePerformSetdomainname
unsafePerformSetfsgid
unsafePerformSetfsuid
unsafePerformSetgid
unsafePerformSetgroups
unsafePerformSethostname
unsafePerformSetitimer
unsafePerformSetpgid
unsafePerformSetpriority
unsafePerformSetregid
unsafePerformSetresgid
unsafePerformSetresuid
unsafePerformSetreuid
unsafePerformSetrlimit
unsafePerformSetsid
unsafePerformSetsockopt
unsafePerformSettimeofday
unsafePerformSetuid
unsafePerformSetup
unsafePerformSgetmask
unsafePerformShmat
unsafePerformShmctl
unsafePerformShmdt
unsafePerformShmget
unsafePerformShutdown
unsafePerformSigaction
unsafePerformSigaltstack
unsafePerformSignal
unsafePerformSigpending
unsafePerformSigprocmask
unsafePerformSigreturn
unsafePerformSigsuspend
unsafePerformSocket
unsafePerformSocketcall
unsafePerformSocketpair
unsafePerformSsetmask
unsafePerformStat
unsafePerformStatfs
unsafePerformStime
unsafePerformSwapoff
unsafePerformSwapon
unsafePerformSymlink
unsafePerformSync
unsafePerformSysctl
unsafePerformSysfs
unsafePerformSysinfo
unsafePerformSyslog
unsafePerformTime
unsafePerformTimes
unsafePerformTruncate
unsafePerformUmask
unsafePerformUmount
unsafePerformUname
unsafePerformUnlink
unsafePerformUselib
unsafePerformUstat
unsafePerformUtime
unsafePerformUtimes
unsafePerformVfork
unsafePerformVhangup
unsafePerformVm
unsafePerformWait
unsafePerformWaitpid
unsafePerformWrite
unsafePerformWritev

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

>>12
unsafeLoeb

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