WHY YOU SHOULD SWITCH TO FIREFOX TODAY

1. Firefox is the fastest web browser beating IE, Chrome and Opera in speed tests
2. Firefox is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than firefox
3. Firefox is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, microsoft)
4. Firefox does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. Firefox has no advertisements or spyware
6. Firefox is able to render every webpage correctly unlike IE, Chrome and Opera
7. Firefox has a cool mascot
8. Firefox is not written by demons from hell
9. Firefox is open source
10. Firefox has no active x security holes

>>37
Holy shit.
I looked this up, expecting it to be some quote from the late 80s or something, but it was in 2007.  What the fuck, rms?