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WHY YOU SHOULD SWITCH TO FIREFOX TODAY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:43

1. Firefox is the fastest web browser beating IE, Chrome and Opera in speed tests
2. Firefox is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than firefox
3. Firefox is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, microsoft)
4. Firefox does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. Firefox has no advertisements or spyware
6. Firefox is able to render every webpage correctly unlike IE, Chrome and Opera
7. Firefox has a cool mascot
8. Firefox is not written by demons from hell
9. Firefox is open source
10. Firefox has no active x security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:45

Ah, please, keep this in /g/, okay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:05

9. Firefox is open source
Is it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:17

1. Firefox is the fastest web browser beating IE, Chrome and Opera in speed tests

Wrong.  Opera got 100 on the acid3 test.  Firefox got 93.

Name: Opera Fan 2008-12-12 16:18

1. Opera is the fastest web browser beating IE, Chrome and Firefox in speed tests
2. Opera is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than Opera
3. Opera is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, microsoft)
4. Opera does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. Opera has no advertisements or spyware
6. Opera is able to render every webpage correctly unlike IE, Chrome and Firefox
7. Opera has a cool mascot
8. Opera is not written by demons from hell
9. Opera is closed source
10. Opera has no active x security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:26

1. w3m is the fastest web browser beating IE, Chrome, Firefox, and Opera in speed tests
2. w3m is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than w3m
3. w3m is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, microsoft)
4. w3m does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. w3m has no advertisements or spyware
6. w3m is able to render every webpage correctly unlike IE, Chrome, Firefox, and Opera
7. w3m has no mascot
8. w3m is not written by demons from hell
9. w3m is open source
10. w3m has no active x, javascript, or flash security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:29

>>6
10. w3m has no active x, javascript, or flash security holes
:3

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:30

>>4
Opera 9 only gets an 85. Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:31

1. Internet Explorer is the fastest web browser beating FX, Chrome and Opera in speed tests
2. Internet Explorer is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than IE
3. Internet Explorer is not financed by evil communist corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, mozilla)
4. Internet Explorer does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. Internet Explorer has no advertisements or spyware
6. Internet Explorer is able to render every webpage correctly unlike FX, Chrome and Opera
7. Internet Explorer has a cool mascot
8. Internet Explorer is not written by demons from hell
9. Internet Explorer is not open sores
10. Internet Explorer has no javascript security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:34

Opera sucks sure there's an ebuild for opera but it just get dropped to /opt, it's statically linked, and it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:36

>>10
it's CLOSED SOURCE, which means that it is a BINARY package.
RMS?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:11

PLEASE DONT READ THISJUST SKIP OVER IT ok now that youve started reading this youre turning gay. tomorrow you will think about justin timberlakes abs and the next day you will kiss your closest male friend. by next week you will be having anal sex and be a real homo. if you post this comment on 12 videos and embrace gods love then you might be saved from buttsex (a term for intercourse wherein the penis is inserted into the rectum)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:15

IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!
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    WE TRUE NERDS
    WE OPTIMIZE OUR CFLAGS TOGETHER
    WE TALKIN ON IRC WITH www.opera.com TOGETHER
    send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:47

>>13
Precious kopipe

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:26

i am a opera. i ahev a speed dial and i score 100% on acid3 w/ my std support. if you dont repost this ad on 10 other firefox hangouts i will log into your computer tonight and install ie6 and netscaep 4

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:43

Opera sucks even IE is better

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:45

why are we even discussing opera, obviously opera sucks to the point that we probobly should all just ignore the fact that it even exists until it goes away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:39

1. Firefox is not faster than any other web browser in any noticble way on any speed tests
2. Firefox is very hackable. There are dozens of malicious plugins and exploits. At one point a site could steal your password list with simple javascript.
3. Firefox is financed by Netscape and AOL. Both of those are the worst things to ever happen to technology.
4. Firefox is evil for its poor support of accessibility for the disabled.
5. Firefox has google advertisements and spyware
6. Firefox is not able to render every webpage correctly according to web standards
7. Firefox has a Furry for a mascot
8. Firefox is not written by idiots in India who wipe their asses with their hands
9. Firefox is open source, and that has no practical value for you.
10. Firefox has no active x security holes, it has its own security holes with its proprietary plugin architecture.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:00

firefox is open source, but the source is so messy it doesn't do any good to you unless you're willing to spend 6 months reading it to figure out how to fix a bug that should be trivial to fix. also, because of the non-free license, once you fix the bug your bug fix is unusable to anyone else unless you release it under a non-free license too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:12

As of yet, Firefox doesn't support multi-touch gestures for MB/MBPs. I'll stick with Safari until that's implemented, kthx.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:20

>>20
They're supported in 3.1. I'd take the beta of Firefox 3.1 over Safari any day, but then again I'm not using OS X.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:42

>>19
also, because of the non-free license, once you fix the bug your bug fix is unusable to anyone else unless you release it under a non-free license too.
Only complete tools give a damn. It's still open source, and the code you're writing is going to go into Firefox. What the fuck do you care if someone THEORETICALLY COULD copy it to use elsewhere? Either it would be entirely irrelevant outside of Firefox, or it's so simplistic that arguing about the license would be pedantic wankery and of no useful value to anyone.
Fucking Debianfags.

>>20
Are you saying OS X leaves the implementation of multiple finger taps to the client application? I was under the impression that it was handled similarly to how xorg does it, i.e. by assigning mouse "button" events to various things.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:10

opera is slightly better but I wont use their closed source crap

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:45

Ignorant faggots.

If you fix something in the firefox code yourself does not mean that it will be included in the fucking "master" firefox version.

It's free as in, you are free to do what you want as long as either:
1. You kept it all to yourself (no one will download your custom version faggot)
2. Some ex-Netscape/AOL idiot takes the time to approve it, which rarely ever happens.

The practical application of open source being a community support application is a fucking myth. The code changes in the main fork are still as tightly controlled as any closed source app.

Fucking idiot faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 23:48

>>23
what about their open sauce browser? its pretty good man you should check it out

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:14

>>25
eh?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:33

hello im mozX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 0:40

>>27
If your private are of haxx includes fixes to longstanding issues that have not been addressed by the developers due to personality conflicts and simple arrogance, then please, count me in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 1:34

1. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is the fastest web browser beating Microsoft Internet Explorer 8, Chrome and Opera in speed tests
2. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than Microsoft Internet Explorer 8
3. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, mozilla)
4. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 has no advertisements or spyware
6. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is able to render every webpage correctly unlike Firefow, Chrome and Opera
7. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 has a cool mascot
8. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is not written by demons from hell
9. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 is open source
10. Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 has no active x security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 4:44

1. wget is the fastest web browser beating Microsoft Internet Explorer 8, Chrome and Opera in speed tests
2. wget is unhackable, nothing scares off hackers more than wget
3. wget is not financed by evil tyrannical corporations intent on abusing their monopolies (google, mozilla)
4. wget does not embody pure evil like the other browsers
5. wget has no advertisements or spyware
6. wget is able to render every webpage's source correctly
7. wget is too cool to need a mascot
8. wget is not written by demons from hell
9. wget is open source
10. wget has no active x, javascript,... security holes

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 7:04

>>30
wget is not a web browser. edbrowse, however, is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 9:36

Guys, wait until AnonixWebBrowser is released.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 9:44

>>31
It parses HTML documents and downloads them through the HTTP. Why is it not one?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 10:15

>>33
Because a web browser allows you to open a hyperlink without having to look at the html source, copy the link's url and open a new instance of the browser with that url.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 11:02

>>34
wget -r

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 11:16

>>35
You're still gonna have to look at the html source, copy the link's url and look up it's copy in the working directory.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:17

For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer.  (I also have not net connection much of the time.)  To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me.
It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:54

>>37
Back to 1993, RMS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 22:10

>>34
I think that IHBT because I can move a blinking cursor to indicate a
link then press enter to follox the link

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 22:12

>>39
No, you haven't been trolled, you're just a fool.

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