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Correct meme usage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:02

The meme goes:

Have you read SICP?

``Have you read SICP?''

``Is that even relevant to the topic or is that just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?''

End.

The ``Have you read your SICP today?'' must only be used with the snake.

FIOC

It was:

``ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE. THREAD OVER''

h a x  m y  a n u s

This was never a meme, it was never funny, it was always forced, and any discussion about or involving it has always been and always will be unfunny.

EXPERT PROGRAMMER

This is an old meme that is no longer funny.

<Name>

Xarn and Christopher are faggots. Stop. This is not a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:07

[/m]back to /b/ please[/m]

hax my anus while you're at it.

making threads about ``memes'', ugh. /prog/ at its lowest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:08

EXPERT PROGRAMMER

This is an old meme that is no longer funny.

* Correction! this is the first meme of /prog/ and was invented by me which turned this place from some help forum into the low-entropy mess we have today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:09

>>2
DISCUSSING THE STATE OF /PROG/ IS /PROG/ AT ITS LOWEST

OH SHI-----

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:10

>>1
Actually, the original form of

Is that even relevant to the topic or is that just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?
was more like

Does that have anything to do with the topic, or is that just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?
I'm pretty sure about that because I was the first to say that. The current form is arguably more natural, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:11

>>3
* Correction! this is the first meme of /prog/ and was invented by me which turned this place from some help forum into the low-entropy mess we have today.

I'd say more of an ``addition'' than a ``correction''. You have not refuted my point that it is old and unfunny. You have just added that it was the first and that you invented it, and that it has caused /prog/ to enter the glory that we see today.

\~_~/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:12

>>5
I'm pretty sure about that because I was the first to say that.[citation needed] The current form is arguably more natural, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:12

>>2
You're missing a large part of the point of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:13

Thread rating: 83.24% EXPERT QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:14

>>8
I lol'd at your saging of the first thread on the front page.

It does nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:18

>>7
That creepy guy who manages to dig up everything from /prog/: would you kindly find the first instance for me. Google is useless and I'm not interested in wading through all of /prog/ to find it. The first reference is from somewhere around spring 2007. It was in response to someone presenting how to construct cons, car, and cdr using nothing but lambdas.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:19

>>10
Look at what you just wrote. I made you write that, grasshopper.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:43

>>11
CONS = λxyf·f x y
CAR = λc·c(λxy·x)
CDR = λc·c(λxy·y)

FOO = CONS x y

CAR FOO → x
CDR FOO → y


Haskell> let cons = \x -> \y -> \f -> f x y
Haskell> let car = \c -> c (\x y -> x)
Haskell> let cdr = \c -> c (\x y -> y)
Haskell> let foo = cons 1 2
Haskell> car foo
1
Haskell> cdr foo
2

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:48

>>13
toylanguage> let cons = \x y f -> f x y

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:49

>>13
Does that have anything to do with the topic, or is that just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:07

sqlite> select count(*) from posts where body like '%Have you read SICP?%';
14
sqlite> select count(*) from posts where body like '%Have you read your SICP today?%';
52


That doesn't even include the ones with the /prog/snake, because they're broken up over several lines. ``Have you read SICP?'' may be five months older, but it's ``Have you read your SICP today?'' that's the meme.

>>5,7,11
sqlite> select min(time) from posts where body like '%Does that have anything to do with the topic, or is that just your way of saying "I''ve read SICP"?%';
1229083800
sqlite> select min(time) from posts where body like '%Is that even relevant to the topic or is that just your way of saying "I''ve read SICP"?%';
1229083320


Second one is older by eight minutes, give or take 119 seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:07

Correction! Xarn and Christopher are NOT faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:14

Isn't >>16 Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:14

>>16
Your statistics are meaningless. I WAS THERE, MAN...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:20

fuck ur unfunny "oldfag" memes...
HAX MY ANUS IS EPIC WIN

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:24

>>20
XD XD UR SO RIGHT
FUCK AL THIS NEWFAGSD ON MAH /PROG/, BRO

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:31

>>16
Could you provide links to the threads in question?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:31

By Jove, you're right!
Maybe except for the Expert Programmer bit. How come we never see that old copypasta anymore? It had spunk.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:33

Listen guys. I can see that you've all got your pants in a twist here. I'm going to speak from a functional programmer's perspective, being a functional programmer myself. I shall also presume that the originator of this post did not make it solely with the intent of provocation.

Let us compare this situation to the bullies taking the piss out of the class nerd. Being programmers, most of us will have been on the receiving end of this. We know from these situations that the reproach is not justified, and that the victim is not guilty just for being smarter than the rest of the people. The bullies are merely taking out their envy of his greater intelligence on him.

This is just the case for functional programming versus imperative. Half of you fuckwits are probably past the stage of learning anything new in life. You probably got along at school, and you maybe get As in all of your Java exams. Big bloody deal. Do you really know anything about computer science or mathematics? No, you don't. What you do know is that people of the functional programming crowd do know computer science and mathematics, and that they are probably smarter than you. You are jealous of this. Please get over it and stop bawwing.

Name: 22 2008-12-12 14:35

>>16
Nevermind, here's my original: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1177568478/129

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:40

>>24
We know from these situations that the reproach is not justified, and that the victim is not guilty just for being smarter than the rest of the people.
You lost me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:46

Have you contributed to Anoncoreutils today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:55

>>16
Hey, that's pretty cool. Can you find out which thread first had "My other car is a cdr" please? :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 15:58

>>28
Try usenet or something.
My other car existed long before /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 16:50

>>27
no posts on the anoncoreutils board since 2008-10-24... can we call it dead yet?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:13

>>30
Don't talk about anoncoreutils. You'll only encourage the angry transsexual, Cudder, to make an appearance.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:55

>>28
The first appearance on /prog/ is http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1174926405/21, but >>29 is right.

Also, you may enjoy http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/2008/11/30/progscrape/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:57

>>32
Xarn?  Is that really you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:10

>>33
You don't have to do that every time his blog is mentioned, Christopher.

Name: Xarn !!Eb98lNn1Goi5F5s 2008-12-12 19:10

>>33
Please call me Koen Crolla.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:12

>>34
Stop mentioning your name in posts just to get attention, Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:14

>>35
Power Word: IRL Name

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:16

>>37
back to azeroth, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:45

you are absolutely rediculous to say that EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER isn't funny, although it is only funny with the word bbcode in it, its still very very funny and always has been, obviously your just a faggot that likes stirring up shit op.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:21

>>35
If you see someone claiming to be me on /prog/, chances are it’s not. On the exceedingly rare occasions I post there non-anonymously, I will be Xarn!MhMRSATORI!xGIX62dlJesBTK+.

http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/about-me/

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