Correct meme usage

The meme goes:

Have you read SICP?

``Have you read SICP?''

``Is that even relevant to the topic or is that just your way of saying "I've read SICP"?''

End.

The ``Have you read your SICP today?'' must only be used with the snake.

FIOC

It was:

``ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE. THREAD OVER''

h a x  m y  a n u s

This was never a meme, it was never funny, it was always forced, and any discussion about or involving it has always been and always will be unfunny.

EXPERT PROGRAMMER

This is an old meme that is no longer funny.

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Xarn and Christopher are faggots. Stop. This is not a meme.

Listen guys. I can see that you've all got your pants in a twist here. I'm going to speak from a functional programmer's perspective, being a functional programmer myself. I shall also presume that the originator of this post did not make it solely with the intent of provocation.

Let us compare this situation to the bullies taking the piss out of the class nerd. Being programmers, most of us will have been on the receiving end of this. We know from these situations that the reproach is not justified, and that the victim is not guilty just for being smarter than the rest of the people. The bullies are merely taking out their envy of his greater intelligence on him.

This is just the case for functional programming versus imperative. Half of you fuckwits are probably past the stage of learning anything new in life. You probably got along at school, and you maybe get As in all of your Java exams. Big bloody deal. Do you really know anything about computer science or mathematics? No, you don't. What you do know is that people of the functional programming crowd do know computer science and mathematics, and that they are probably smarter than you. You are jealous of this. Please get over it and stop bawwing.