/prog/ - HAskell FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 4:25

Why people complain about FIOC in Python, but not in Haskell? THere's an alternative in both languages, so yeah, I don't get it.
Also, it's not like there are people who don't indent their code, rite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 4:31

Because Haskell does not pretend to be useful to begin with.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 5:16

>>1
There's an alternative to FIOC in Python? You must be trolling, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 5:27

>>3

if 'lol': 'wut'

else: 'no'; 'FIOC'; 'for'; 'me'

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 5:57

>>4
That's hardly an alternative, sir. At least in Haskell you can write multiline non-FIOC code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 6:06

>>5
(
'wut'
if
'lol'
else
(
'no',
'FIOC',
'for',
'me'
)[-1]
)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 6:22

>>6
Valid Guido Von Rossum?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 10:47

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 10:49

>>5
I'm afraid you missed the point.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 11:34

Excuse me, I'm new here. Would someone mind to explain FIOC to me?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 11:38

FIOC is a great idea because it acts as a simple moron filter. If FIOC bothers someone, there's no need to continute the discussion; it would be like talking to a houseplant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 11:54

>>11
0.5/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 12:07

>>12
Ok, that's it. The rating troll has gone too far. Stop fucking rating posts that aren't trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 12:10

>>11
Lots of people talk to their houseplants. It alleviates their crushing loneliness, and studies indicate that it may actually cause healthier plants, presumably because you're blowing CO₂ at them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 12:15

>>14
I killed my houseplant by keeping my curtains closed all day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 12:42

>>11
The way a lot of programmer fags tend to passionately argue over highly subjective minutiae like which text editor, flavor of unix, or indentation style is better but not stuff that actually matters when it comes to getting the job done is a big red flag that they don't actually do enough serious programming to have a worthwhile opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 14:15

>>16
What about syntax?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 14:19

>>17
unless it's perl or K or brainfuck or malbolge or one of those gimmick languages syntax is a pretty irrelevant minor issue

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 14:37

>>18
Either you're very lucky for not having any irrational hangups about programming or you're lying like a motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 15:21

>>19
Grow up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 15:26

>>20
Second alternative it is, then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 15:36

ONE WORD
FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
THREAD OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 16:47

>>1
It's not FIOC in Haskell. More like OIOC amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 17:09

>>23
As is in Pythin

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 17:11

from __future__ import braces

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 17:35

http://lurkmore.ru/FORCED_INDENTATION_OF_THE_CODE
What.
http://lurkmore.ru/Haskell
Some Russian fellow translate this please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 18:29

>>22,26
The Code
Damnit, the original meme never had 'the' before 'code'. Bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 18:43

>>27
I fucking knew it! I've been thinking that for ages. “When the fuck did it have 'the' in it?”

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 19:16

>>28
It always had a "the", it's only in the wrong place.

ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

See?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 19:51

>>29
Yuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 19:55

>>30
No, you're yuck. That's the original meme, as was invented in the ``Bad things about Python'' thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 22:49

>>31
^{[citation needed]}

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 3:11

>>32
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1170426000/111

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 3:29

>>33
I don't like that thread because it demonstrates how much more active and funny /prog/ used to be.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 7:56

>>33
Look at what have you done, you bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 8:11

/prog/ was never funny. /prog/ was always stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 9:15

>>29,33
actually, it didn't have a "the" to begin with: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1170426000/25

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 9:54

>>34
On the other hand, now we have Anonix.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 12:28

>>38
Don't mention that thing, you bastard! You're gonna summon Cudder and/or those other tranny lackies of his/hers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:13

HACKED BY /prog/
Another fine release by the lambda knights
Have YOU read your SICP today?
In memory of...
Shoutz to GJ Sussman, Harold Abelson, AORF & RMS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:24

>>38
no posts on the anonix board since 2008-10-23... can we call it dead yet?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:41

>>41
It's still not a domain parking page, so no.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:45

def one(word):

      the = optional();\

  indentation();\

        of = the + code();\

    through.newline.escaping(and, semicolons)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:32

>>43
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:02

>>40
oh god i remember this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:20

>>1
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:22

>>45
I remember posting this thread :'-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:25

>>40,45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5923io2LLg

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:26

>>48
Waiit... I think I posted >>40.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 16:28

Has anyone made an <<Haxkell my anus!>> joke?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 17:06

>>48
Ichigo Mashimaro
Wasn't Shugo Chara the /prog/ anime?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 22:19

>>51
No, that's Komodo no Jikan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 22:27

>>48
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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 2:32

>>52
screencap:
http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/1878/17181/t/77096-Cute-baby-dragon-1.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 6:07

im gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 6:16

>>56

congrats on coming out of the closet anonymouse! You have our support! Remember, love is worth it!

HAskell FIOC

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