Halp on Java program, win Internets.

This crap should be easy for anyone good at Java. Too bad I fucking suck at programming in general. Help me out and I will reward you in any way possible.

Here's the assignment: http://people.uncw.edu/pattersonl/121/labs/final.htm

Please, don't fail me /prog/

>>22

Define MISSION CRITIAL. Most of the times some IT faggot spouts that bullshit it's, in fact, not mission critical at all.

Proper examples of mission critical include stuff like aerospace and nuclear controllers. What you mention, stupid unimportant crap that takes "millions of simulataneous[sic] clients" is not mission critical at all. Nobody is going to die if it fails. All that's going to happen is that some bald old fags in suits are going to get butthurt over losing a few millions of dollars that they wouldn't spend otherwise.

>>28
For most companies, the ``mission'' does not include keeping people alive. It just means doing whatever it is the company does.
The real issue isn't that people use the term MISSION CRITICAL, it's that MISSION CRITICAL isn't as important as people think it is.