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The truth about Emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 4:53

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 5:07

>>1
feels good man

Name: he found it as funny 2008-12-05 14:15

April Fool Mail - emacs rewrite

The following is an April fool mail received from RMS, but wasn't acutally sent by him, which he found it as funny.

From: Richard Stallman
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:53:20 -0500
Subject: emacs rewrite

After more than 30 years I think it's time to rewrite emacs from scratch.

I would be happy to hear your suggestions about the best language to use.

At the moment I think that Perl would be the best fit, because of its acronym:

Perfect emacs rewriting language.

Reply from RMS

From: Richard Stallman
Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:08:17 -0400
Subject: Re: emacs rewrite

Someone wrote an April Fool and put my name on it.
It was funny.

Disclaimer

The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project and submitted by Ramprasad B.
The Free Software Foundation does not claim copyright for this joke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 18:29

>>3
w

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 18:33

p. sure that stallman is a robot

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 18:39

Long-term action items

    *

      Support the Appel de Blois, which calls for an end to laws that censor views on historical events.
    *

      The fish species you should avoid eating. Either they are endangered or catching them is very destructive.
    *

      Support the Atheist Bus Campaign, putting ads for atheism on buses in London.
    *

      Britons, support no2id.net, which campaigns to block the imposition of national ID cards.
    *

      Buy a printer which does not report your activities to the police.
    *

      Support the National Initiative for Democracy (http://Vote.org).
    * Personal ways to reduce climate change.

      We cannot assume that personal voluntary changes will suffice, so treaties and laws are needed as well.
    * http://hfopi.de A project to plan a world order that would be good for people.

      Also, see the Simultaneous Policy.
    *

      After reading this, I have a suggestion: to denounce the term "piracy" as a propaganda smear when applied to copying and sharing. (See words to avoid.)

      A crucial part of rejecting the term is never using the term yourself. Another crucial part is explaining frequently that it is propaganda, that you reject it, and that that is why you don't use it.
    * Choose tap water rather than bottled water.

      (I only get bottled water in the US when I am going to take a long bus ride.)
    * Sign the petition to the UN Secretary General to call on China to free the Panchen Lama, who has been a political prisoner for over a decade.
    * Support the campaign for Net Neutrality. This campaign does not go far enough; it has adopted too narrow a definition of "neutrality". Net Neutrality ought to include rejecting discrimination based on what system or application the user is using.
    * Support the campaign to repeal the overbroad "authorization for use of military force", adopted by a panicky congress in 2001, which gives Bush carte blanche to start wars anywhere.
    * With new US passports designed insanely with an RFID, this article discusses good and bad methods for making it stop disclosing your personal information.
    * Buy fair trade goods.
    * Boycott Coca Cola Company for using paramilitaries to murder union organizers.
    * Support the National Union of Journalists' boycott of Yahoo.
    * Support Amnesty International's campaign against Internet censorship.
    * Donate to Gush Shalom's campaign for food and medicine for occupied Palestine.
    * Support the Identity Project, which opposes ID card requirements in the US.
    * Boycott Blu-ray and HD-DVD.
    * US citizens: sign the new Not In Our Name statement, and publicize it so that others will sign. You can also donate to Not in our Name.
    * Request your Secure Flight Secret File
    * Boycott Harry Potter Books
    * Sign the petition to legalize peer-to-peer sharing in the US.
    * Protest Bush by buying gas from Citgo.
    * Sign the petition asking Canada to give refugee status to Americans who escape from the Bush forces.
    * Sign the petition for independent inspection of voting machines in the US.
    * Support the campaign to help local independent businesses by buying from them rather than from chain stores.
    * Support conscientious objectors in Israel.
    * Build RFID-zappers for yourself and for your friends.
    * In the US and Mexico: establish butterfly gardens to help migrating monarch butterflies survive.
    * Don't publish papers with the IEEE! As the IEEE rejects public-domain papers, let the public reject the IEEE. See http://cr.yp.to/writing/ieee.html.

      It is not surprising to me that an official whose title includes the term "intellectual property rights" would act in the grasping, greedy fashion reported in that page. The term is propaganda, and interferes with clear thinking about the various disparate laws it lumps together. In general, anyone who uses the term is either trying to confuse you, or confused himself.
    * Get even for 9/11: support gay marriage!

      People will say, "That makes no sense--what does one have to do with the other?" Which provides a chance to explain:

          We don't know who the perpetrators are--perhaps Muslim fanatics, perhaps Christian fanatics (supporters of the Bush regime), perhaps both. It is tricky to get even with people when you can't identify them. How can we do it in this case?

          Both of those groups hate gays and oppose gay rights. Thus, supporting gay marriage offers us a way we can be sure to make the perpetrators miserable, whoever they were.

    * There is a boycott of Caterpillar--the company that makes the bulldozers Israel uses to knock down Palestinian homes.
    * Support Senator Boxer's campaign to pressure oil companies to stay out of ANWR.

      I'm annoyed by the gratuitous suggestion that you say that the ANWR wilderness was "god-given", which presumes absurd views on the nature of the universe. I suggest editing out that part of the letter.
    * US voters, support Kucinich's campaign to create a Department of Peace which would encourage nonviolent solutions to international problems.
    * In France, people are vowing to boycott the record companies due to the laws that they are lobbying for.
    * Evidence of wide-ranging and persistent FBI misconduct, including sheltering murderers, shows that other instances of alleged FBI misconduct, such as the fabricated evidence against Leonard Peltier, deserve fresh investigations. Sign this petition.
    * US citizens: you can sign your name to the campaign to repeal part of the U.S.A. P.A.T. R.I.O.T. Act. This would make the police once again have to get search warrants before they can get information from bookstores or libraries about what you have read or borrowed.

      This is a step in the right direction, but it does not go far enough. The PAT RIOT act was extended in December 2003 to give the police equally easy access to many kinds of transaction records about you. The PAT RIOT act attacks your freedom in other ways, too, and not all of them will expire in 2005. See http://www.aclu.org/safefree/.
    * Israelis who refuse military service in the occupation of Palestine have trouble supporting their families. Yesh Gvul is asking for donations of funds to help these families. (The idea is that this will help more people decide to refuse.)
    * Support the call for a Nobel Prize in Sustainable Development.
    * Citizens of Europe: sign the resolution that demands a voter-verifiable audit trail for electronic voting machines.
    * Please sign the petition against unsafe computerization of elections and careless purging of voter lists.
    * Support federal medical marijuana legislation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 18:55

>>6
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, RMS, YOU FUCKING FASCIST

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 19:11

>>6
We don't know who the perpetrators are--perhaps Muslim fanatics, perhaps Christian fanatics (supporters of the Bush regime), perhaps both
Is RMS a truther? Because I honestly don't think it would be possible for me to hate him any more. At least not without some time to prepare.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 19:16

>>8
Excerpted from ``Richard Stallman's Personal Page'' <stallman.org>, accessed 5 December 2008 C.E.
US citizens: The site change.org allows people to propose and support political ideas. One that I supported is a  new investigation of how the 9/11 attacks were carried out, and who was responsible.

As individual suspects, Bush and Cheney must not be punished without being convicted in a fair trial. As the level of politics, however, given that they blocked and corrupted the investigation into their possible guilt, we must consider them guilty until a real investigation is allowed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 19:22

Stallman is my hero.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 20:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 21:03

>>11
PUBE ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 21:12

Well, at least he's better than ERIC S. RAYMOND. And by S., I obviously mean SHIT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 23:06

>>12
I read it more as "Pube Analysis"

RMS has some ideals I agree with, too bad the code he (and the GNU project) has written is pig disgusting bloated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 0:16

My Personal Ad

I'm a single atheist white man, 54, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 23-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at stallman dot org and we'll see where it leads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 0:19

>>15
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 0:24

    * The aha moment when parts of code make more sense given the fact that Emacs was used by Matz, Ryan Davis, Nathan Weizenbaum, etc. to author them.
    * That unidentifiable elitist feeling you get from using a tool that’s too difficult or awkward for most people.
    * No GUI for preferences.
    * Mac OS X integration is just barely good enough to get by. For example, I can’t get “Hide Others” to work except by using the mouse.
    * It’s assumed that you’ll do most work from within Emacs itself rather than piping text to it.
    * Crashes when trying to switch color themes. This may be a problem with the color theme plugin I’m using.
    * It’s difficult to think about content and files instead of icons and buttons.

Installing, learning, and configuring Emacs is unfortunately not easy. I’m working on a PeepCode screencast with Phil Hagelberg that I hope to finish within the next few weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 0:27

>I'm a single atheist white man, 54, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 8:06

>>14
GNU is intended to be complete system which probably means support for anything you can think of.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:29

>>6
* Don't publish papers with the IEEE! As the IEEE rejects public-domain papers, let the public reject the IEEE. See http://cr.yp.to/writing/ieee.html.
Well, fuck. On one hand, it sounds like rms obnoxious propaganda (BOYCOTT HARRY POTTER BOOKS!), on the other hand, Bernstein is of the same opinion, and he fucking rocks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:31

FUCK YOU YOU"RE TURNING /PROG/ INTO REDDIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:37

>>21
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:47

>>22
dumb pseudo-technical discussions

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 13:05

>>23
/prog/ always had those.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 13:05

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 15:27

RISPU

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 11:46

GPL LICENSE MOTHERFUCKERS DO YOU USE IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 12:25

The pleasure of being cummed inside

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