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[FIOC] PYTHON 3.0 RELEASED

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 21:32

We are pleased to announce the release of Python 3.0 (final), a new production-ready release of the award-winning FIOC-oriented programming language, on December 3rd, 2008.

New features include significantly reduced faggotry and a print function.

Get yours today at http://www.python.org/download/releases/3.0/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 21:51

>>1
I am never downloading Python 3.0. Guido can pry my functional programming constructs from my cold, dead, anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 22:10

>>2
map() and filter() return iterators. If you really need a list, a quick fix is e.g. list(map(...)), but a better fix is often to use a list comprehension (especially when the original code uses lambda), or rewriting the code so it doesn’t need a list at all. Particularly tricky is map() invoked for the side effects of the function; the correct transformation is to use a regular for loop (since creating a list would just be wasteful).
Removed reduce(). Use functools.reduce() if you really need it; however, 99 percent of the time an explicit for loop is more readable.
Terrible

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 23:05

>>3
Gyuido, that goddamn Nazi!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 23:26

>>2
Guido can hax my functional programming constructs from my cold, dead, anus.
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 0:10

I am Goydough fon Rawsum and I pronounce anus as anise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 1:01

Yay, my forced indenture has become an upgraded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 2:23

Python 3.0 is for Saracen lovers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 2:47

python

Macintosh:~ $ python
Python 3.0 (r451:74863, Dec 04 2008, 19:35:17)
[GCC 4.0.1 (Apple Inc. build 7465)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> from __future__ import Guido
>>> print Guido.fate()
Killed by hordes of angry Nomads
>>> exit
Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit
>>>

God damnit, Python. Still can't exit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 3:36

# Octal literals are no longer of the form 0720; use 0o720 instead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 9:49

print Guido.fate()
print(Guido.fate())

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 9:51

0_o 720

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 11:22

>>3
Guido enjoys removing features from Python because he can't understand them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 11:24

Wow what a shitty programming language. I'll stick with my Haskell thank you very much.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 11:30

FIOC as in ``Frame Input/Output Controller''?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 11:48

from __past__ import *

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:24

>>15
FIOC as in `` Forceful Impact of Cock ''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:27

>>3
>>10
What the flying fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:31

>>18
Welcome to /GvR/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 13:46

>>9
ahahahah look at this fukkin nub exiting capture-y programs with ``exit''
here's a tip from a PRO: CTRL+D

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:33

>>11

i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 15:36

>>11
print(Guido.fate)

Use properties, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 7:07

>>22
print(Guido.getFate())

Use getters and setters to interact with instance variables. BEST PRACTICES

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 7:34

>>23
0/(C++/Java faggotry)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 8:09

>>24
0/YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 14:40

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 17:17

Everything is an iterator.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 17:40

python 3000.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 18:18

Everything is a slow as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 8:18

slow as a fucking

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:22

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:29

check my doubles

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