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I'm gay and love...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 12:13

...nerdy programmer boys! Yeah, I'm weird, but nerdy guys are just so cute. There's nothing that turns me on more than a regular "straight acting" jeans-and-t-shirt guy. *_* Much better than those mindless twinks.

But I have a couple of questions that have been bugging me:

1. Do you think this is weird? Like, wanting a C++ or Haskell or whatever programmer more than a Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike?

2. If we were to meet in real life, would you as a straight/bi man (or possibly gay but I don't think there are that many nerd guys who identify as gay around ;_;) want to bask in my full homosexual glory? I mean, aren't you at least a bit curious to know what it's like to be with another guy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 12:59

Most nerds would probably want to fuck with you anyway, because they can't get laid anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 13:03

What copypasta is this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 13:04

Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 13:09

Obvious shit troll is obvious

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 13:12

The pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 15:20

>>5
lol Don't feel threatened by me, straight man. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 15:29

>>1
1. Do you think this is weird? wanting a C++
Yes. Keep away from crazy ones.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 16:46

>>1
If you're cute enough, then sure, I guess I'd hit it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 17:12

If you're cute enough, then sure, I guess I'd hit it. Also, depends on your personality.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 18:47

Let's just be friends.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 19:56

Damn, this reminds me of that adorable azn physicist I could have had gay physicist sex with, being a physics major myself. Sadly though he moved back across the country... Kie ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 21:38

I code, but it's not C++.  I'm 22, 5'10" tall, 150lbs and queer as a three-dollar bill.  I also live in Canada. 

Enjoy fantasizing about marrying me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 23:18

SADLY, it's troll.
But I'd fuck him anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 0:22

Sorry to hear that. I happen to be one of /prog/'s born female and currently female citizens. I only want a suitable man, not some sex starved loser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 0:37

>>15
LET ME TOUCH YOU

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 1:54

>>15
Hi. Do you have facebook? I really would like to talk with you, about /prog/ and related topics.

Name: 17 2008-12-02 1:56

>>15
My blag is available at http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/ , if you're interested.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 2:18

>>16
I guess that's better than everything from /b/. However, the answer is no.

>>17,18
I do not have a Facebook for I prefer to be anonymous Internet troll. I guess I could still be an anonymous Internet troll with a facebook account but I couldn't be bothered setting it up. I also dislike /prog/ quite much but I stay to practise my trolling skills. I prefer to talk about the economy and financial matters.

Name: HMA FAN 2008-12-02 2:22

>>15
I don't have a blag but you can meet me at Taro's place1 for dinner if you want. Watch out for the dead dog however.

On a related note, wouldn't you happen to be the Culver?

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1 - blog.desudesudesu.org

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 2:39

>>18
>>20
blag
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 2:42

Ok guys, I guess I should be more straightforward: I am actually an Internet troll looking for a sugar daddy. I am not going to meet some Internet people at some seedy Internet joint - this means anybody that visits this web site.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 3:11

A lot of programmers are jailhouse gay anyways because this is pretty much the most unsexy occupation or hobby in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 3:28

>>22
So you are the Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 12:47

It's a troll, sadly.

Well, would somebody like to make love to a gay underage guy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 13:09

a lot of programmers would want to fuck a trappy shota because they're almost all nerds familiar with anime, 4chan, internet memes, guilty gear, bridget, etc etc etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 13:52

~16 isn't shota, though.
And I'm not really trappy (though I have slightly long hair).
I'm nothing special. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 14:32

>>27
Killing yourself makes you special.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 15:05

>>28
an very special person indeed

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 16:15



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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 11:43

>>33
epic doubles bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 10:07

>>32
Thanks dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 22:27

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