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YES IT'S MY HOMEWORK FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 18:16

What are some  contemporary issues in the design of programming languages? What are the new that introduce new things to the world of programming? What do YOU faggots want from a new language?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 18:19

There are no issues.All languages after lisp are a waste of time and resources.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 18:36

I used to write everything in C and Assembler when I was younger (OMG OPTIMIZED) etc. and then later moved on to higher level stuff.
 
I'm glad it wasn't the other way around or I'd be a completely useless toy language fag now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 19:20

I used to write everything in higher level stuff when I was younger (OMG UNOPTIMIZED) etc. and then later moved onto C and Assembler.

I'm glad it wasn't the other way around or I'd be a completely useless ruby programmer fag now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 19:21

>>3
What do you mean?  I used to dabble in Sepples and SLOW AS FUCK, but lately I use nothing but C and Haskell (faster than Ruby, in both ways).

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 21:30

I watch anime and write ruby programs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 21:42

I watch SICP and write the algorithmic language Scheme programs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 3:38

I watch French avant-garde auteur films and write Smalltalk programs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 5:04

I watch Infected Mushroom music videos and write Java solutions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 6:40

I watch society live from day to day, entering into myriad complexities, while sipping my tea outside Starbucks, and write Python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 6:48

I watch Rammstein live DVD's and write kernel modules with The C Programming Language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 7:32

I listen to computer-generated sine waves and write toy programs in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 10:25

I watch tranny porn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 10:36

I listen to baroque music and write elegant programs in PROLOG.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 12:22

i write brainfuck in unlambda and so do i.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 12:24

I watch 7th Heaven and write sprite editors in QBASIC

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 13:41

The pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 14:35

I listen to ``GJS Jay Sussman Feat. JSB Sebastian Bach - We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells'' and I program in THE TOURING-COMPLETE BBCODE language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 17:15

These answers totally answered my questions and the paper I'll write based on these will revolutionize Computer Science. Thanks, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 5:30

I read >>1's paper and I write in the procedural language Pascal

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 8:16

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 20:03

c/c++ is for rote learners.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-28 0:50

I listen to dillinger escape plan and program in fortran

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-28 0:52

>>1 is DQN

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:41

Moved on to higher.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:37

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 6:48

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 23:32

Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 23:46

I listen to BDSM and write NASM on my BSD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-24 23:56

>>29,30
Fuck you both:
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Name: 29 2013-07-25 0:00

>>31
It's not our fault you fucked up your BBCode, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 0:04

>>31
Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-25 3:42

>>1

FIOC is pretty cool.

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