Keyboards

What keyboard(s) do you use for programming, gaming, etc.?

Unicomp ``Model M'' for life.

I have a special hacker's Scheme keyboard.

I type with my impressive penis, and use my voluminous balls to activate the '(' and ')' keys, which are specifically located to be easily accessible. When I'm done I ejaculate and the massive load pushes the button which generates a binary from my code.

If a program can't make me cum just by seeing the source, it's not yet good enough.