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/PROG/ IS SO GODDAMNED SLOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 3:06

I need something that moves much, much faster.

Serious recommendations, /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 3:09

Randall's custom Google-crawling joke scraper.

Oops.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 3:23

>>1
It's your fault for not posting rapidly enough.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 4:22

Stack Overflow, DotNetKicks, Reddit, the russian /prog/, 7chan's /code/, Slashdot, etc...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 4:36

>>4
Yuck...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 4:45

>>5
Yuck...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 5:01

>>6
Yuck...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 5:12

>>8
Yuck...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 5:12

>>8
I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 6:06

PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 8:59

>>1
Cut back amphetamine.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 9:13

>>10
/prog/ DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 10:57

The solution is simple.

We must use inline assembly for all important loops and recompile /prog/ with -O9
-pedophile -fruit-loops -vomit-frame-pointer -fomg-optimized
.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 18:09

>>1

Troll Reidick as you wait for it. Reidick could use some fun.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-20 2:08

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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 17:31

Don't change these.
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