1. Computer Science is about logic. Nothing about women is about logic.
2. Women scientists are fucking awful and stupid. The best one ever only took partial credit for her husband's discovery of radioactivity. How stupid was she? She died of radation poisoning.
If women were computer scientists we would have error messages like:
"An error happened. It's not important what went wrong. It makes me feel bad."
>>6 "An error happened. It's not important what went wrong. It makes me feel bad."
Cracked me up. I thought "oh, sexist jokes are so back in since Maddox receded any kind of credibility in the humour arena..." but this reminded me so perfectly of my girlfriend right now.
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Anonymous2008-11-18 21:27
you
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Anonymous2008-11-18 22:34
>>6
Real computer scientists don't have error messages, because they prove their programs are correct before writing them.
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Anonymous2008-11-18 22:48
>>10
Then "real computer scientists" aren't able to to fix bugs effectively or in a timely manner.
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Anonymous2008-11-18 22:49
>>10
how do you prove that the user won't enter invalid input?
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Anonymous2008-11-18 23:02
>>11
Real Computer scientists don't need to fix bugs, because they only work with fellow real computer scientists, who don't make bugs. Hahaha, the expert Computer Scientists, laughing at your insolence
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Anonymous2008-11-18 23:39
All the acne on my face
Sometimes scares women
Out of the classroom
Sussman consoles me
>>12
You don't; you prove that both valid and invalid input are handled correctly.
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Anonymous2008-11-19 0:01
>>15
isn't the correct way to handle invalid input to inform the user through an error message that they're a dumb fuck and should read the fucking manual and try again?
Because it's not about looks or social status. Most women don't value intelligence (rather, they value it megatively) and they are emo and terribly shallow. Women are PIG DISGUSTING.
int main(int arc, char **argv){
/* this program has been proved to be 100% correct! */
return 0;
}
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Anonymous2008-11-20 8:12
Did you mean: proven
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Trollbot90002009-07-01 10:40
Looks something like this ergo this thread will be a big eye opener for us all when was the Sussman standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me with your retarded questions.