Dear /prog/

I would like to become a 1ee7 h4x0r.

Teach me how to become a 1ee7 h4x0r.

Read SICP.

ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER
ROBERT T MORRIS IS THE FINAL BOSS HACKER

I knows the hacker

How To Become A /prog/er

Why This Document?

As the standard editor and author of a few other well-known documents of similar nature, I often get email requests from enthusiastic network newbies asking (in effect) "how can I learn to be a wizardly /prog/er?". Back in 1996 I noticed that there didn't seem to be any other FAQs or web documents that addressed this vital question, so I started this one. A lot of /prog/ers now consider it definitive, and I suppose that means it is. Still, I don't claim to be the exclusive authority on this topic; if you don't like what you read here, write your own.

>>5
Reading this essay is what got me into /prog/ramming.

True story.

As the standard editor and author of a few other well-known documents of similar nature, I often get email requests from enthusiastic network newbies asking (in effect) "how can I learn to be a wizardly /prog/er?". Back in 1996 I noticed that there didn't seem to be any other FAQs or web documents that addressed this vital question, so I started this one. A lot of /prog/ers now consider it definitive, and I suppose that means it is. Still, I don't claim to be the exclusive authority on this topic; if you don't like what you read here, write your own.

>>7
EXPERT BBCODE STRIPPER?

#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use LWP::UserAgent;

my @lines = (
"'-._                  ___.....___",
".   `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,",
".       `''-------'          ( p )  `._",
".                             `-'      \\",
".                                       \\",
".                             .         \\",
".                              \\---..,--'",
"...................._           --...--,",
".HAVE YOU READ YOUR  `-.._         _.-'",
".             SICP TODAY? `'-----''"
);
my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
my $response;
my $url = $ARGV[0];

if (!$ARGV[0]){
  print "Usage: ./beet.pl <url>\n";
  exit(1);
}

foreach (@lines) {
  print "$_\n";
  $ua->agent("$_");
  $response = $ua->get($url);
}

#Have you ate your bean roll today?

[small]You're all faggots.[/small]

<-- check em dubz

>>10
_{no u}