We Are /prog/

We are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS
We only program in BBCode
We believe in ENTERPRISE QUALITY COST EFFICIENT SCALABLE SOLUTIONS
We hax your anus on a daily basis
We can conjure spirits of computers with our spells
We spoil our name into the darkness
We troll each other constantly, and that's what brings us all together
We hate Leah Culver and The Ginger.  They use the devils tongue
We use the spaceship operator <=>
we only use code tags

No

I think there's a bug in the last hymn

raise Exception