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HTML is a Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 23:12

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 23:20

HTML-Text Mark-up Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 23:23

It's not Touring-complete

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 23:38

>>3
It's a non-Touring complete programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 23:48

>>4

it's non-teuering

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:08

BRITO É GAY
CHUPA PILAS E CABRAS

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:18

>>1
What you describe with HTML doesn't constitute a program.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:19

SICP taught me DATA = CODE, therefore HTML is a programming language. thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:41

>>8
Therefore text files are also code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:44

>>9
Therefore code is also a text file.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:55

>>8
Unless you have a non-executable stack, aha ha ha!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 13:39

Considered harmful!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 13:51

>>9
Pop quiz: in an executable file, which segment does code go in?
(Answer: .text)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 19:09

>>13
(Answer: Terrible!)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 8:13

English is a Programming Language

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 9:15

Windows is a Programming Language

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 10:47

This may surprise you, but I invented the ``Prove me wrong.'' meme.

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-13 17:02

Prove me wrong, but I invented the ``This may surprise you,'' meme.

This may surprise you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-13 21:27

i'll give you access to my secret area of programs if u payme enough ;)

payme enough ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-13 21:39

>>19
i shall pay you in rape dollars

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 13:35

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Regular Expressions is a Programming Language.
Prove [spoiler] it to me. [/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-14 17:00

>>21
Uncaught BBCode exception

And yes, regexes are a declarative programming language, so is SQL. So what?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:34

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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