Programmers Jokes [part deux]

Q: How's the privacy in PGP?
A: Pretty good

Q: Why do Programmer often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: [spoiler] Because oct[31] = dec[25]

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Once upon a time there was an Old Javanese Fisherman. One day he caught a mermaid in his net. When he set her free, she agreed to grant him three wishes. The Fisherman was totally bald, so he wished for a beautiful head of hair. For his second wish, he asked to be fabulously wealthy! And finally, he wished for some hot mermaid lovin'. The next day, the Old Fisherman was surprised to find out that the mermaid wasn't really a mermaid at all! She was actually a happily married merwoman. What's worse, her merhusband found out and he was totally merpissed! The incensed merman challenged the fisherman to a duel. The fisherman, being unable to breathe underwater, lost immediately. The next day, the Old Fisherman's son attended the reading of his father's will. The notary spoke: "``To my son I leave all my worldly possessions, including my hut, my fishing boat, and my fabulous amount of wealth I may accumulate between the writing of this will and my death.'' Unfortunately, the government is taking control of your late father's entire estate. I'm afraid you won't see a penny of it." "But why?"
"Java doesn't allow duel inheritance."

http://www.piratejesus.com/nerdcore/017.html

>>3
I lol'd

>>3
Oh wow…

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who like shitty programmer jokes, and those who don't.

My other car is a cdr.

http://xkcd.com/

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1. Copy and paste the following to Notepad.
2. Save it with the filename "4chan.js"
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.


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>>9
Beautiful.
/jp/ is beautiful now.

>>9
lol, it just reposts that entire thing to a random threads on random boards on 4chan every 2 seconds.

There are four engineers traveling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"

>>12
Not funny

>>12
2/10

>>12
It was slightly less crap the last time i heard it

>>12

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Fix'd.

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zny?

>>12
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