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VALID JAVA CODE

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 15:58

public class Dicks extends Object {
  public static void main(String[] cancer) {
    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
    http://dis.4chan.org/prog/
    System.out.println("hax my anus\u0022);
    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:06

OMG LABELZ.

Why does Java have labels but no working goto statement? Why even bother to make goto a reserved word if it's just going to be unused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:08

The only really surprising thing here is that the URL is valid Java. Why is that? No, I won't read any Java documentation to find out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:10

>>2
http://www.janeg.ca/scjp/flow/labels.html
That seems pretty understandable and ENTERPRISE-READY to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:23

reinterpret_cast<unsigned int>([] -> int(){return 1;}());

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:24

>>5
Valid sepplesox code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:44

>>3
It's a label named http and a comment starting with //. See also >>2,4.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:46

I, too, enjoy abusing this syntax. Except I usually use gopher:// URIs, because I'm hardcore.

Name: 3 2008-10-30 16:52

>>7
I am >>4, dearest Mr. Slowpoke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 16:55

>>7
Hmm, I could have sworn that labels could only be declared directly before a while or for statement, though I'm not sure if that's changed in newer Java's.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 17:26

Java has goto?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 17:27

op is a blog reading faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 17:56

int main() { [](){}(); []{}(); }

Valid C++0x code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 19:54

>>11
No, but Java has break, which is essentially the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 20:59

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 21:00

>>11
while() {
  start:
    int x = 5;
    if (x == 0) break end;
    else if (x!=0) break start;
    continue;

  end:
    break;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:05

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:27

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 22:25

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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