VALID JAVA CODE

public class Dicks extends Object {
  public static void main(String[] cancer) {
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    System.out.println("hax my anus\u0022);
    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  }
}

OMG LABELZ.

Why does Java have labels but no working goto statement? Why even bother to make goto a reserved word if it's just going to be unused.

>>2
http://www.janeg.ca/scjp/flow/labels.html
That seems pretty understandable and ENTERPRISE-READY to me.