ARGH

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THEIR FUCKING CODE IS NEVER CLEAN ENOUGH OR EFFICIENT ENOUGH

IM SICK OF STARTING SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER

HELP ME YOU NERDY FUCKS

NONTRIVIAL CODE IS NEVER CLEAN OR EFFICIENT

I DROWN OUT THE SCREAMS OF MY PROCESSOR WITH INFECTED MUSHROOM

BD CH BD CH BD CH BD CH
BD CH BD CH BD CH BD CH

Fuck you.  Learn to design.  Learn from your mistakes and don't start with the same fucking shitty newbie fuckup decisions you always do.

My code fucking rocks.  It fucks your mom upstairs while you're in the basement.  I get a colossal boner when coding my own projects, and RAGE when subjected to others' shitdickery.  And the most important thing, my code continues to rock and fuck your mother throughout its entire lifecycle.

Before I write a single line of code I formally prove that it is the most efficient way to tackle the problem.

Before I write a single line of code I grab my cock and dance around on my tiptoes.

>>6
For optimal results, you should really be doing that every few dozen lines.

>>7
Nice try, Ginger.

>>5
So how about that P=NP/P≠NP proof?

>>1

show me something you have written that fits your definition of 'clean'?

>>10
He seems to be complaining about the fact that he has never written anything that fits his definition of `clean'.

>>4
Throughout its entire WEB-ORIENTED CUSTOMER-OPTIMIZED APPLICATION LIFECYCLE

>>12
/r/ing the fucking stupid program that makes up that fucking stupid shit

>>1

Public Class YourAnus
  Inherits YourMothersAnus
  Implements ITurdCutter
 
  Private _IsClean As Boolean = False

  Public ReadOnly Property IsClean() As Boolean Implements ITrudCutter.IsClean
      Get
         Return _IsClean
      End Get
End Class

Public Sub Main()
   Dim You As New YourAnus
   If You.IsClean Then
      Console.WriteLine("EFFICIENT ENOUGH")
   End If
End Sub