Save as .js and run

Sup, is the guy who wrote this thing here?

I doubt it. Nobody here is capable of programming anything, even a shitty Javascript virus.

If he was here I'd have to educate him about industry best practice and standards, which are quite clearly lacking in his little script.

>>3
You can educate me instead. I'm modifying that script for various tasks such as thread watch/grab (beta), multiupload (planned) etc.

Particularly, I'd like to know how to indicate download progress (either sync or async request). And it would be great if someone could explain why the fuck responseBody is undefined when running a request asynchronously. This issue makes me use worker threads for downloads, it sucks.

>>4
First, it should be coded in Java. JavaScript is simply the ``lesser version" of Java, similar to C and C++.

>>4
I thought that said "You can ejaculate me instead." for a second.

>>5
No thx. Java is fucking slow. Also, what we have here is not JavaScript, it's MS JScript, shell scripting tool. No SDKs, no compiling, no shit, just run plain text files.

>>7
YHBT

>>5

Fucking idiot nigger

>First, it should be coded in Java.

No, nothing should ever be codded in Java.

>JavaScript is simply the ``lesser version" of Java,

No, you are simply a fucking idiot. JavaScript has nothing to do with Java. It is so named because Netscape and Sun made a marketing deal. Netscape could bundle a Java plugin if they renamed their LiveScript to JavaScript.

>similar to C and C++.

No, fucking idiot. JavaScript has C style syntax and that is it. C is not an Object Oriented Programming language. C++ is class based OOP. JavaScript is prototype OOP.

JavaScript is dynamic and weakly typed. Java, C and C++ are not.

JavaScript is fundamentally different from Java, C and C++. To compare then beyond syntax (which is minor) is to be a faggy nigger Jew.

>Also, what we have here is not JavaScript, it's MS JScript

Correct. LiveScript become JavaScript which became the standardized EMCAScript of which JavaScript and JScript are dialects.

>>9
YHBT

>>8,10

fail metatroll.

I would be grateful if you cut this trolling and get back to the topic.

>>11
YHBMMT

TROLLS TROLLING METATROLLS TROLLING METAMETATROLLS

>>13

fail metametatroll.

Actually, I'm pretty sure >>12 was the real metatroll here.

SAVE THE WORLD
SAVE THE CHILDREN

>>17
save my anus