/prog/ - HOW TO PREVENT FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 14:16



try {

      do_not_fail();

    }

catch (...) {

      do_not_fail();

    }

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:29

I lol'd out loud extemely loud.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:47

>>2
Before or after posting >>1?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:48

>>3
both

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 19:06

Distributed fault tolerant enterprise failure prevention system with multiple layers of redundancy

int failed=0;

do {

  try {

    do_not_fail();

  } catch(...) {

    failed=1;

  }

} while(failed);

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 19:51

>>5
you could use threads for that

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 20:25

>>5
But what if do_not_fail() fails silently??!?

int failed=0;

do {

    do_not_fail();

    failed=1;

} while(failed);

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 1:51

>>5
Won't work. You forget to reset failed to 0 each iteration, therefore, if you fail once, it goes into an infinite loop.
Nice job, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 15:54

Question is what how do you learning lisp with ???

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:34

>>9
I'm not sure whether the answer you're looking for is SICP or Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:40

>>10
Vesvismgq

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:43

hey guys i just learned ^{^{^b}}_{_{_b}}code

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:45

[sup][sup]^{^{^{^{^{^{8====D^~~}~}~}~}~}~}~_{_{_{^_^}}}

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 0:57

<MrVacBob> i keep meeting apparently intelligent and nice people whose facebook profiles are full of ayn rand quotes
<MrVacBob> i guess they didn't read it closely enough

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 10:51

Bumping for >>14

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 13:22

1 try {
2 do_not_fail();
3 }
4 catch (...) {
5 do_not_fail();
6 }

COMPILE ERROR AT line 5: do_not_fail() WITHOUT TRY AND CATCH

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:18

Keep script kiddies out along with deliberate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 17:42

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 17:05

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:42

<-- check em dubz

HOW TO PREVENT FAILURE

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 14:16

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:29

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:47

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 15:48

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 19:06

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 19:51

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-20 20:25

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 1:51

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 15:54

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:34

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:40

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:43

13 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 16:45

14 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 0:57

15 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 10:51

16 Name: Anonymous 2008-10-22 13:22

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:18

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 17:42

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 17:05

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:42