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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 4:50

I'm feeling depressed again. What do you do whenever you feel sad?
tl;dr: Haskell.
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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 7:40

Drown my sorrows in drink.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 9:48

HASKELL IS DEAD

DEAD AS A FUCKING DOORKNOB

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 10:39

Go get yourself another dog and name it Haskell 2

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 10:42

No, name it sepples

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 10:44

>>4
Haskell'

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 11:19

Name it cdr and post its bitch tits

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 10:14

>>1
When you're feeling sad, stop feeling sad and be awesome instead.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 11:03

>>3
Why? What happened to Haskell the dog?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 11:20

>>9
You poor thing, I don't have the heart to tell you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 11:20

>>9
HASKELL IS DEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

Name: !kqhGyf2BVQ 2008-09-28 12:08

>>9
I got a dog, named him Haskell, and he had a fatal digestive track failure. It is unknown what exactly happened to him, but I believe that he was poisoned by an old woman that lives around and hates dogs. That wouldn't be her first killed dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 14:00

I dropped a manly tear for the death of your dog.

Wait a bit (like a couple of weeks or a month) and buy another dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 15:23

>>12
tract

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 16:48

>>12
s/track/tract

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 16:51

>>12
But didn't he die around a year ago? Why are you bringing this up again? It's like beating a dead Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 17:07

is it wrong that I feel extremely sorry for the OP and actually want to cry like a little girl about the death of his dog?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 17:36

>>17
No, it's not, it isn't /b/ here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 19:32

>>18
Oh, quite on the contrary, it's very /b/ here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 1:57

The one thing I'll miss about Haskell are his floppy ears

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 3:52

The one thing I'll miss about Haskell is his easily haxed anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 4:38

>>21
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 7:27

>>21,22
same person, fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 13:15

>>21
>>22
>>23
all fags ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 17:26

>>21
>>22
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and sadly, all virgins ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 19:05

>>25
Speak for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 19:18

>>25
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 22:48

>>26
>>27
methinks thou dost /prog/post too much

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 9:32

require 'camping'



Camping.goes :Dongs



module Dongs::Controllers

  class Index < R '/', '/dongs'

    def get

      render :dongs

    end

  end

end



module Dongs::Views

  def layout

    xhtml_strict do

      title ""

      body do

        yield

      end

    end

  end



  def dongs

    ul.dongs! {

      5.times { li "dongs" }

    }

  end

end

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 9:33

mv >>29 http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1222707969/

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 0:02

What type of dog was Haskell? Looks like an English cocker, because ordinary cocker spaniels don't look like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 10:16

>>12
That fucking son of a bitch, have you beat her to death yet? Try poisoning her or something. That fucking whore deserves a long, painful death. I'd pay to be able to kill her without consequences. I fucking hate this world. Can't stop raging.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 10:27

>>32
That fucking son of a bitch, have you beat her to death yet?
wat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 14:22

I don't think you have a six year old niece, enjoy your eroge.

>>33
son<=>her

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 14:41

>>34
>> son <=> her NameError: undefined local variable or method `son' for main:Object from (irb):1 >> 'son' <=> 'her' => 1

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 14:48

>>33
Think about it. Son is pre-op Leah Culver and her is post-op.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 18:34

>>33
Wrote that out of RAGE and I'm still RAGING at that motherfucker. I hope OP shits on her mailbox, sets her house on fire, or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 19:02



dog         >   hacker

old woman   >   dog

hacker      >   old woman

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 19:22

I agree. The old woman must be destroyed

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 19:49

>>37
now that I stopped crying I too belive that the OP should poop in that old woman mailbox

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 20:14

I agree that he must shit in her mailbox.

However, it must somehow be done lazily.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 22:50

>>41
The act of placing excrement in the mailbox should be done in a way such that it is referentially transparent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 1:16

YOU NEED TO USE THE shit MONAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 6:39

I think you'll find you want the Log monad.

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