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Does your compiler read comments?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 3:50

I get the feeling that the computer just skips over all the comments.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 5:36

Yeah, the fucking bitch.  I put those in there for a reason!  Ungrateful little fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 7:00

I think the compiler reads all my comments and laughs at them  :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 7:16

What comments?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 8:41

>>4
And that's why you suck at coding.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 9:21

>>5
Comments are for niggers. Enjoy your grapefruit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 10:26

>>6
I will, along with my lack of job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 11:47

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 21:37

this thread is A++ quality

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:14

<style type="text/css">
Does that even work that way? Shouldn't it be a script tag?
I wouldn't know, I'm not a Web 2.0 DEVELOPER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:18

The whole point of comments is that the compiler skips over them.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:22

>>12
The point of comments is to get colored dfferently by EMACS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:33

>>13
Indeed
>>12
I won't be trolled so easily, my compiler should cherish each comment I lovingly prepare for it. How dare you try and suggest that it shouldn't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:40

>>14
Now I have an idea for a compiler which talks to you while compiling and picks out your comments and uses them as its favourite quotes

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:42

>>15
It should either have yayoi from idolmaster for the voice or perhaps something more manly, like Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:44

>>15
gcc foo.txt | espeak

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 22:58

>>15
I fail to see any value in having my compiler spitting my swear words right back at me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:47

>>18
How is Computer Science 101 treating you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 5:36

>>19
distantly

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:41

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 2:47

>>11
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 4:18

>>12
Not only HYBT, you are also terrible at getting jokes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 5:55

>>25
At least I get autism

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:27

TROLLGOL comment specification is interpret comments as code using probabilistic models and if it fails skip it. real TROLLGOL programmers don't comment, since TROLLGOL is self-documenting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 11:41

I will modify GCC to send the comments to cleverbot and use text-to-speech to say it's malformed replies while it compiles for a lulz. am pretty nvnvw

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 15:55

>>25
Maybe he's improved in the two years since that post was made.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 12:13

// take all your time g++ ;)
template<class T> struct S { S<T*> operator->(); };
S<int> s = s->thank_you;

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 12:52

>>31
Go post that on #geordi.

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