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jews did c++

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 8:57

So some jew tried telling me Java was faster than C++ and I was like wtf

which is faster sirs, Java or C++

this is the post he made:

"I think that this will be one of the first Linux kernels to be written in Java, and should ensure a massive performance increase as well as Java runs 3-4 times faster than C."

the first thing that got me lolling was "first linux kernels"

then the java thing too

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:08

Unsubtle troll will probably prove too subtle for /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:29

If it didn't get you, and it didn't get me, I am pretty sure it won't get The Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:34

try harder sir

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:39

See, what did I tell you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:42

I RAGED

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:06

Must... not... age

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:18

Saging with all my might

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:39

status: not trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:47

Is 0h as valid hex number prefix as 0x?
Because it certainly seems weird and outlandish:/

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:08

>>10
h is the suffix for hex, generally.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:20

>>11
DON'T HELP HIM!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 13:16

Java at least compiles faster.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 13:59

wtf, shouldnt the topic be "jews did java"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 14:21

>>14
actually, Jews did Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 14:30

It's great trolling.
So far noone have even mentioned that the OP is talking about Java and c++, though the quote mentions Java and C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 17:01

Jews did LISP. Sorry sirs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 23:41

>>17
jLISP
jScheme

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 23:52

>>1

back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 23:57

>>1
back to /lounge/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 0:12

>>1
back to /prog/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 8:59

>>21

Considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 10:27

>>22
[mm]Please return to /BaByCode/[/mm]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 11:35

Run-time optimizations should theoretically be able to manipulate Java code to run faster than C++ (avoid or at least short-circuit dispatches that always go to the same place, eliminate bounds checking when offsets are known valid, etc).

There's also hardware Java stuff of some sort on a lot of mobile processors; dunno if those will ever make it to the desktop.

theoretically

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 12:16

>>24
Maybe faster, but how much space overhead is there? A considerable amount.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 13:10

>>25
The speed gain is theoretical so we've got a language with a speed penalty and space overhead = SLOW AS FUCK. A Java implementation that achieved this actually exists only in your dreams

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:16

>>25
Really, who the fuck cares about space overhead?  If it does what you want, and takes 30MB instead of 10MB, big fucking deal.

The java libs blow the shit out of anything C++ has to offer, and you crash out with exceptions in Java far less than you corrupt memory in C++, making it a ton easier and faster to develop for.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:22

>>1
I actually look forward to the day when a desktop OS will be released that's built on a non assembly-like language.  I think it'd be stupid to do it in Java, but C and C++ are way too brittle and nonreflective to use as your core services.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:35

>>28
Shouldn't you be looking past?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:36

>>28
Shouldn't you be looking back?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 18:38

>>29
>>30
huh?  Is there anything that truly succeeded as a non C-based OS for the desktop platform?  Sure there were Lisp machines and such, but those don't count as desktops.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 20:10

>>31
inferno

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 20:19

>>31
In what way do they not count as desktops?
http://www.geocities.com/mparker762/images/museum.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 5:10

>>32
AFAICT, that kernel still seems to be C, just the apps are written in Limbo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 5:16

>>34
There's high-level kernels in JX (Java) and Microsoft's "Singularity" (C#), but nothing written in any interesting language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 7:51

>>35
singularity uses c++, c#, and sing#.
there are pure c# kernels around, tho.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 9:07

>> 34
AFACIT THE KERWEL is compiled from ATS source code and that's the only reason it's GPL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:08

>>33
Well?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:11

>>33
i would seriously consider killing a stranger for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:37

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