jews did c++

So some jew tried telling me Java was faster than C++ and I was like wtf

which is faster sirs, Java or C++

this is the post he made:

"I think that this will be one of the first Linux kernels to be written in Java, and should ensure a massive performance increase as well as Java runs 3-4 times faster than C."

the first thing that got me lolling was "first linux kernels"

then the java thing too

Run-time optimizations should theoretically be able to manipulate Java code to run faster than C++ (avoid or at least short-circuit dispatches that always go to the same place, eliminate bounds checking when offsets are known valid, etc).

There's also hardware Java stuff of some sort on a lot of mobile processors; dunno if those will ever make it to the desktop.

theoretically