/prog/ - Derp — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 18:28

So what kinda jobs do you usually get straight outta Comp-Sci?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 18:29

Flipping burgers
Fluffing boners

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 19:54

I make a fabulous living beating upoff homeless guys and stealing their change.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 20:09

I make a comfortable living charging for ^B_BCode lessons.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 20:41

I am in my 4^th year and have no idea. I'm afraid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 20:54

It's better to major in Physics and then go programming, since you will look like less of a hippie that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 22:12

I'm homeless but usually get a good handjob sometimes. The last asshole stole all my change, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 22:14

>>1
I get paid to create new memes on /prog/.

This may surprise you but I created The Sussman, LISP, and hax my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 23:17

>>8
Liar. HMA is not a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 23:42

straight outta Comp-Sci
A crazy motherfucked named Cudder

Name: HMA FAN 2008-09-16 23:47

>>9
You lost me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 23:51

>>9
I'll admit it's not one of my best, but like or not, your anus has been hax'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 5:29

>>10
Fucking hell I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 5:48

>>11-13
Obvious and obnoxious samefaggotry

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 9:30

>>14
Obvious and obnoxious incorrect conclusion

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:20

I am a con man. Learning Scheme helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 12:32

I am a cons man. Learning Scheme helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 12:52

I am a const man. Learning K&R vol. 2 helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 12:59

I am a const& man. Learning Sepples in 24 hours helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 13:03

I am a static final man. Learning Java in 21 days helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 13:15

I am an indentation man. Learning to forcibly indent the code helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:15

I am an ONEWORD man. BEING FORCED to indent the code helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:22

I am a Monad man. Learning Real World Haskell helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:35

>>16-23
Worst new meme

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:41

>>24
First blue cream

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 15:32

I am a cond man. Learning Scheme helped me a lot!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 16:02

>>10
From a board called slash pee are owe gee slash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:05

>>25
How do you pronounce ``meme''?
1. Mem
2. Meem (faggot)
3. Meemee

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:54

>>28
http://www.bartleby.com/61/9/M0210950.html
http://www.bartleby.com/61/23/C0732300.html

"Meme" rhymes with "cream." Any arguing is pointless faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 18:36

>>28
see >>29
It was coined by analogy with "gene" by Gerald Jay Sussman in the last chapter of SICP.
Also lern2IPA [mim]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 18:42

>>30
LOLWUT?

"Richard Dawkins coined the word 'meme' as a neologism in his book The Selfish Gene (1976) to describe how one might extend evolutionary principles to explain the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 18:54

"The Sumerians coined the word 'me' as a neologism in their popular clay tablets ba ka na zu ma lay ga no ma la aria ma na po no a ab zu (ca. 2600 BC) to describe how one might extend spirit-conjuring principles to explain the spread of knowledge, beliefs and behavior."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_(mythology)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 22:04

>>28
1. mɛm
2. mim (fægət)
3. mimi

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 4:51

4. meme
With e as in "merkeba".

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 20:15

ミム

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 20:37

straight outta Comp-Sci
crazy motherfucker named Cudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 23:36

>>36 see >>10

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