/prog/ - VAGINA POWER

Name: 2008-09-14 8:37

MASSIVE BODY ISSUES

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 8:39

i am woman
hear me roar

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 13:04

i am man
hear me tell you to shut up and make me some dinner

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 15:51

i am dog
hear me fetching newspaper while wagging tail

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 16:54

i am space toad
hear me being suave

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 17:40

i am Sussman
hear me conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 17:42

i am Haskell the dog
hear me no more

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 18:12

>>7
Too soon

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 18:36

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| / || \\---\|
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co co co co

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 21:27

i am C
hear me assemble portably

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 0:22

i am emacs
hear me ctrl meta your buffers

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 3:43

i am Python
hear me forcibly indenting your code

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 7:33

i am a tree
hear me falling when someone is around

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 7:47

i am forced meme
hear me fag up your board

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 8:18

>>14
oh hai there, Bro/HMA/etc. Now GTFO.

Name: Bro 2008-09-15 9:43

>>15
Bro, you can suck my cock, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 12:16

i am Java
hear me make complete morons feel empowered

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 16:33

i am Assembly
hear me be too difficult for [spoilers]/prog/[/spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 16:56

>>18
i am BBCode
hear me be too difficult for >>18

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 17:03

I am >>18, hear me mistake noun endings.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 17:11

i am Richard Stallman
hear me look like hobo

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 18:35

I am LISP
hear me do nothing but educate people to program and switch to professional languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 19:14

>>22
Hello, Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 21:21

>>22
Hello, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 21:41

>>22
Hello, PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 23:14

>>22
Hello, Abelson.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 23:16

>>22
Hello, GW-BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 23:18

>>22
Hello, Logo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 0:22

>>22
Hello, Arc

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 0:29

>>29
Forth hello.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 4:08

>>30
Postscript hello showpage

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 10:51

".[b][code]egnufeB[code][/b][code][rem] [/rem] ,olleH">:#,_@[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 10:53

Hello, ^BB^Co^de F^ai^lu^re.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 13:39



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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 15:50

"Hello, Joe."
"Hello, Mike."

Damn, the Erlang movie rocks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:20

C and c are obviously less powerful ones but lacking the notation provided by the former I recommend Lisp in particular the Scheme dialect as used in SICP are real problems Keep believing that your toy languages are bad because I invented inventing memes and by saying that you couldnt even comprehend.

VAGINA POWER

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