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COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:26


77 COBOL PIC XXXX.
    88 MORE       value 'MOAR'.
    88 SHITSUCKS  value 'LESS'.

MOVE '????' TO COBOL.

COBOL IS THE BEST PROGRAMING LANGUAGE EVER, ISNT IT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 16:31

Real programmers use assembly!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 16:44

“I was taught assembler, in the second year of school"

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:19

>>3
I prefer compiler, myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:26

>>1
You forgot about a dozen lines of SHIT required to make that work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 20:17

>>4
I was taught evaluator.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:05

assembly by studying everything   about a computer   program designed to   execute code from   Plan 9 and   I just realized   that mine is   wrong because it   is exactly how   a program should   be written it   should have many   sigils and be   very small so   that it could   be inferred by.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:10

REAL PROGRAMMERS USE INTERPRETER

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 14:36

Don't change these.
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